Adriana La Gangsta

i am a goddamn sick communicator. U is a common cucaracha fumigator. U is a baby u a tot u a tater. im hard, a veritable leather now n later

I still cannot believe that I can: - look at a world map and tap anywhere to zoom in at street level - instantly access any song, book, movie, tv show, or podcast ever made - have any conceivable question and get an immediate answer or video explanation - take a photo or video wherever I am and add it to my massive, searchable, always accessible personal archive - video call anyone in my life, at anytime, no matter where they are - watch live sports on a little wireless glass rectangle - type out these thoughts and have them read by thousands of people, all over the world, a few seconds later

is this silly goose app run by a nimrod still sexy am i supposed to put my histrionic thoughts here and retwat others' histrionic thoughts

@DayaYogaStudio i don’t xx n xx c.

YOGA & FARM dayayogastudio.com/2022-retreats/…

@MrBeast in a heartbeat

Would you spend 100 days in this room with a random stranger for $500,000? (Door is unlocked, if one of you leave before day 100 you both lose)

@NostalgiaFolder and on sunday they served vertical Honesty HONESTY Honesty HONESTY

old 2000s school lunch menu

@PopBase a priest AND a painter

Kim Kardashian shares landscape painting made by North West.

@EurekaFlowers 😂

Just when I think I've Heard it all. Should I tell him I used to have 4 duks? 🦆 🍆🦆🍆🦆🍆🦆🍆

@propervillainy book

Skipped the bougie willy B barber and went to the old italian guy around the corner. A 1/4 of the price and dude basically gave me the same cut in 15 minutes while ignoring me, aggressively watching horse racing and gibbering in italian. Customer 4 LIFE.

@propervillainy nice seeing u today…give me all the amapiano (and my book)

Who's sitting on the serum amapiano bass preset? Share the love.

"Deleted Wikipedia articles submitted by insane people" ***i am gutturally screaming and crying*** youtu.be/29vjQwnt-Fw via @YouTube

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look in each other's eyes

@VegaTeam #vegateam #vegaprotein why must you participate in the evil practice of filling your hard plastic containers only halfway?? i opened my delivery and saw this. deceiving and wasteful. tricks customers and destroys the planet.

HEATHER CURSE ME OUT BUT THEN ALSO GET A FLICK FOR ME 🥰

i get so mad when men need space from me after i have thoroughly beat them away with my behaviors

@RichardDreyfuss ::silent slow mo:: HI MR. HOLLAND ::mr. holland walks past angrily, triggered by the injustices of the educational system:: I LOVE YOU

I’m incredibly grateful to everyone who has enjoyed my films. I am very proud of my filmography. I admit I’ve made some terrible movies but for the first thirty years that was just because the movie wasn’t as good as the script, and in the last 20 years it’s just because of money

@LeaderMcConnell damn so you could have died as a kid?? that would have been so helpful to the 99%

As a polio survivor, I know how important an effective vaccine can be. It is a modern medical miracle that we were able to develop multiple effective vaccines in under a year. I continue to encourage everyone to get vaccinated.

@thatsajellyfish “I LIKE WHEN THEY PUT IN SONGS THAT I LIKE”

A Dad Watching a Movie.

A wealthy toddler being strollered around Manhattan.