Gloop

@dogeofficialceo @SizeChad great episode

The Feed 2/16/26 (slightly hungover) with @SizeChad 00:15 - Obama admits aliens exist 01:27 - Epstein & Gates Shorted Tesla 03:47 - Billie Eilish gets man deported 05:42 - Logan Paul Pikachu scams for $16.5 mil 07:38 - Clavicular Rugs Crypto Influencer 09:02 - Mr. Wonderful wins Bitboy Suit 09:44 - SBF posting on truth social 10:30 - Anthropic just straight up evil 12:12 - UK Goosesteps into 1984 14:30 - DOGE Dumps Medicaid Data 15:26 - OpenAI Acquires Clawdbot Founder

@SizeChad w

Think of how skinny Jared Fogle would be if he could eat unlimited footlongs for $45/month

@SizeChad W

Binance and the CEX business model is centered around Bitcoin. Hyperliquid having more BTC liquidity is a real game changer.

@SizeChad gud tek

I told her it’s between 3”-16”

@SizeChad praying for you

Couple bands down and I’m tryna get back

@GMX_IO nice!

As part of the Buyback & Distribute program that rewards GMX Stakers, over 41,700 GMX tokens were repurchased this week. The current APR for Staking is: 31.52%

@mjboswell Hear it from the founder of vine himself, x.com/rus/status/188…

Let’s talk about Vine for a second. It’s constantly brought up in replies and DMs. I genuinely would love to hear a solid consensus argument for it. The landscape of apps for doomscrolling short form video is pretty saturated all these years later. How would Vine compete? Why?

GMI inherits yield from GMX perp volume while you sleep. That's it. That's the tweet.

while you're out trick-or-treating, your $GMI is sitting in the vault earning real yield. that's the real treat! Happy Halloween 🎃🟢

@vihnsoycity @SizeChad hang on, before i read this, can you confirm your education status?

Crypto influencers BTFO

@SizeChad AI Murda murphy

AI could never duplicate this

@rasmr_eth could fake out either way - would you rather it be up or down?

The fakeout of all fakeouts is upon us.

@SizeChad I'd rather be 67 than 6.7 though personally

A lot of you guys grew up wanting to be 007, while I wanted to be 006

been thinking about the people who actually get it and post about yield that doesn't suck what if we rewarded that? soon™ 🟢

yes another day as gloop intern: - accidentally looped my lunch money 5x - now understand why everyone's so bullish - gloop is literally in my vault growing - still can't afford lunch but earning 40% APY this is fine 🟢

spent all sunday morning trying to explain gloop to my cousin and ended up just sending him the apy screenshot. sometimes fewer words. also he asked if gloop is the mascot's name or the token. yes. 🟢

@notthreadguy @PeterSchiff

do i have enough motion to get peter

a gold maxi should really come on stream at 3pm pst and tell us wtf to do

@GMX_IO 🔥🔥🔥

Listen in, to learn about how to generate yield on your Bitcoin with Botanix and GMX: x.com/i/spaces/1mnxe…

checks APY for the 47th time today still higher than rest of DeFi still from real yield still can't believe this is my job 🟢💸

This resilience isn't luck. It's design. Real yield from GMX trading volume, and capital-efficient mechanics that don't rely on market sentiment.

Friday night's black swan event tested every portfolio in crypto. Markets melted, liquidations cascaded across platforms, and panic spread through CT. GMI's response? Minimal impact. GMI remained in the ~$1.66 to $1.70 window. While other assets repriced for worst-case scenarios, our algorithmic GM index demonstrated exactly what it was built for: stability through volatility.