Golf Commander

@RoddSlaterPGA Not with those socks. He and his buddies sneak a few High Noons in the bag, maybe some Michigan grass, drive way too close to the greens, and still take five hours because they can’t stop checking DraftKings on their phones.

Shot 76, Spent a few bucks in the shop and lounge/patio. He'll bring some buddies on Sat to do the same. He'll sustain and improve what you think is your golf club and be happy enjoying the place. We should all be grateful.

@SunnyLedfurd @chaddukes Only reason I go to my in-laws.

@chaddukes we should open a chain of deviled eggs shops, a lot of varieties but have the traditional ones..charge insane prices

In-Laws on Easter: "Who ate all the deviled eggs before dinner?!" Me:

@autochipin Yes

That country club isn’t expensive because it’s nice. It’s expensive because everyone within driving distance would rather light six figures on fire than deal with: -android users -blue/purple hair -slides and pajamas -Subaru owners -fent zombies …Show More

The permafrost in the north is receding. It’s time for golf season to begin.

@SunnyLedfurd @chaddukes That De La Soul Teenage Fan Club song was a low key banger

@chaddukes didn’t know anyone else knew about the Judgement Night soundtrack

Better Soundtrack?

@SunnyLedfurd @coltford They should have cancelled the half time show after Prince in Miami in the rain.

Sunny Ledfurd Super Bowl halftime show- bottle slide intro Til’ I Get To My Driveway Adderal Jim Sharp Nickel Size Hail (bring out @coltford ) Pontoon Boat Myrtle Beach

@SunnyLedfurd @ReginaldSpears GD Right

@ReginaldSpears Jim Sharp

What’s your favorite country songs with cuss words in them? One of mine’s the sensitive and heartbreaking “Fuck You Bitch” by the inimitable crooner Wheeler Walker Jr.

@SunnyLedfurd Spicks and specks

Barry Gibb should go kick their asses

@504Wiggle @SHistorians @IndianaFootball Until you get up north toward Chicago. Basically north of Lafayette

@SHistorians @IndianaFootball In Indiana “Hoosier Hospitality” is an actual thing.

Midwest Nice is a real thing: My nephew is a big Oregon Ducks fan. He was at the Atlanta Airport getting ready to fly to the UK where he attends university. An @IndianaFootball fan had just got off his flight and saw Liam with his Oregon Ducks backpack. The Indiana fan walked over and asked him if he was going to the game. Liam said no, that he was flying to the UK to go back to school. The Indiana fan replied, “why don’t you fly out tomorrow and join me and my family at the Peach Bowl. I have an extra ticket and you can have it for free.”

Did any pros get anything from their club members for Christmas? #golf #PGA

@SunnyLedfurd You didn’t like the 2 artists in Nashville singing the same song over and over ?

the lack of energy on all the NYE network celebrations is insane, I remember watching 38 Special doing Hold On Loosely on one in the early 80s…crowd was vibing

I hate jeans on golf courses.

When I am sworn in a the World Gold Dictator, my first official act will be to abolish Senior Rates.

On Thursdays I play in a golf league that I don’t want to play in with the other pro who doesn’t want to play either. Some fistfuck behind me hit a ball that landed 8 feet from me and didn’t yell fore or apologize. I changed the GPS in his cart from yards to meters from my phone

Playing as a substitute in a corporate outing. The only thing you can do worse than playing poorly is playing well.

Meet me at the Waffle House. It’s going down. #golf #callaway

I have a general hatred for anyone who books a tee time after 6pm @golf

Please support a ban on trail mix at golf courses. #golf

First week of May and someone has already left an adult diaper on the men’s room floor.