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Hands down the greatest text I've ever received from my mom.

I can’t believe I’m expected to work on a Google Slides deck tomorrow

SCARLETT: I don't have a Mets hat JOST: Just wear any hat SCARLETT: Wait I got it

Can you tarmac a coach after a home game

That’s why you don’t send your team on the field at the same time as us. Boomer Sooner?

Oh and we suck

There are many cringe-worthy things about the Hugh Freeze era but one of the cringiest is that all our pre-game hype videos look like a straight to Disney+ Frozen spin-off.

Unfortunately I will be in attendance next Saturday to watch… whatever this is

I don’t think Auburn games should be televised or open to the public

Auburn’s coaches have concepts of a plan

Auburn's offense has now turned the ball over 19 times in its last five games against power-conference competition there's still one more quarter to play in this game, too

@alex_kirshner Payton is garbage but Cam Coleman, a 5-star receiver had a similar pass bounce off his hands into an interception against Cal. Auburn is just awful in every aspect.

Since 2020, I haven’t turned on an Auburn football game and felt any remote sense of optimism. I’ve watched the games, but I haven’t seen us play football in years. So glad we hired a future MAGA congressman as HC and DC who directly caused a player’s death.

@JFergusonAU Missed the entire play on YouTubeTV, came back from a commercial break to Champ on the cart smh

hearing from folks near the field that it might be a break of some kind Arkansas' trainers immediately motioned for Auburn to get to him when he went down

Auburn DB Champ Anthony was playing a monster couple of drives, and he might be hurt badly they're pulling out a cart for him, everybody took a knee on both sidelines

Offensive penalties have wiped off a couple of sick plays from Robby Ashford today

'There's a caterpillar, a very hungry caterpillar. Some say the hungriest caterpillar there is, I don't know, that's what they say, but you name it, he eats it. Salami, watermelon, a delicious chocolate cake... he eats it all folks, he eats it all'

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

Y’all, raving racist grandpa is crushing it!