sam

I can’t do 82 more games of this shit

egregious grammatical error in the pre-movie trivia question. they will be hearing from me

i love having amc a-list like yeah i’m gonna go see some BULLSHIT with my passes and what about it

@sammyersson we’ll always have “this is a dog’s page”

I wonder how many HR fans know that this dog's owner is responsible for pride night jerseys and all other special night jerseys being banned 😭

happy da pitt thursday to everyone

I want to listen to “it’s all coming back to me now” on my commute home but I’m worried I’ll get too into it and accidentally cause a multi-car pileup.

I was Chappell Roan’s security guard who made that child cry. I acted of my own accord. My name is Richard Tocchet, born April 9, 1964, and I am the head coach for the Philadelphia Flyers. I my defense, I thought the girl was Russian.

@prettycritical my boyfriend and I are watching this and when that age gap was revealed we screamed. and with every further thing he says we keep screaming

like fr fr

OH MY GOD, i need to tap in

need dr abbott to wake up so samira can finally rest her weary head on his humongous heaving chest pillows

Are you ready to die Michael Robinavitch

me 🤝 joy kwon Lexapro baddies

@goalietaps it’s sooo good I wanna read all the scripts

can’t stop talking about how good the writing is on the pitt in terms of tight plot and character depth sorry you will hear it again

i get so overstimulated from watching the pitt that i feel like this after every episode #thepitt

@ok6ixx not you ripping off a 15 year old tumblr post

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of "have fun at class, good luck" from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

I know all I tweet about now is my cat and my bf but having a bf who makes whatever you want for meals is so dangerous. I wanted a Dutch baby and boom. He’s tempering shit for me and all I have to do is make the coffee

Had a job interview today and they asked if I’m comfortable with excel and I said “yeah, and I can always google what I need to” 🤦🏻‍♀️

MEL KING YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER !!!!!

I watched F1 on my journey to watch all the best picture nominees and was flabbergasted that it made it. One of the most paint by numbers movies I’ve ever seen and it had the nerve to be 40 minutes too long

@fullbodiedjet he's gonna love west hollywood

@flyerskay playoff risto!!!

pspspspspsp you guys want a defenseman? @BuffaloSabres @FlaPanthers @Canucks @NJDevils @MapleLeafs @DetroitRedWings @EdmontonOilers