mechanical bull fighter

Just a selfie dump

hey what kinda horse bit is this

a story in two parts

the fent of heart

Happy birthday Sarah. Miss you terribly.

@ConwaysClub reverse bar rescue where i turn the fancy cocktail lounge into the diviest bar possible

I love watching bar rescue knowing I only like to enjoy the most dingy-est sloppy dive bars where you can smoke inside.

the rumpleminze shots r speaking sexual to me right now

@JoannePistonFan well, turning around right now

Nobody. Do not do this.

dr mel king do you like julien baker

@madsssagascar #TheCWRomanticDramedy

well it’s not called #TheComedy

Jessica Alba and Cam'Ron playing videogame (2005)

@titsandmarxism @elisebutworse what the absolute fuck (this is north texas but the one day swing)

@elisebutworse this was in ohio the other day too

@stackmack such a holly team, (complimentary)

hello san jose sharks fans, i have fallen in love with your team and need to know all of the things and players and history and lore that you've got. links/photos/videos welcomed. please forward to those who can advise.

want that need that

@greg__hartley ouch

I just heard a kid at this science fair say Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em has to be “One of the oldest songs in existence”😭😭😭

@MKULTRAMILF happy birthday maman, esq

It’s birthday

@jennasaysquoi if you give a man a gun, he'll shoot if you put the gun to the mans head etc etc

gun to a horse's head making it drink water

will someone hot talk to me

turnpike are knocking it out of the park with all of their support choices for these tours

@madsmotionless we old babe

I old?