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“I would rather believe that pigs can fly than believe that my brethren could lie”
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If you fall for any cruel pranks today remember you’re in the company of St. Thomas Aquinas
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this is how ryan was moving days before we locked it down (two different conversations a week apart mind you)


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i don't know how to flirt, I told her she's a pillar of the community
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@thatguyuptown I used to live on the B and it was my favorite train ever except for not running weekends
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Rizz tip:
Walk around the city holding flowers.
Girls will automatically notice you. It’s mysterious… you stand out without saying a word.
When you see one you actually like, don’t even bring up the flowers.
Just go:
“Hey, random but I had to say, that jacket is fire.” Or some other random thing about her appearance.
She’ll eventually ask who the flowers are for.
“Just grabbed them for my mom. About to go see her…let me get your number so we can go out sometime.”
Game over
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“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”
— Robert A. Heinlein

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