Evs

@jakozloski Basic bitches, infantile nerds, and gun nuts can't find partners? No way

Type of guy whose favorite NBA player was Muggsy Bogues

Still my favorite player on the team, and best accent in the NFL

About the only kind of music I can tolerate right now

@PatsPlanet_ They’ve needed a new photog for a while now

Patriots Media Day 2023 I’m dead 💀

the mountain laurels are in bloom

@heyevs Considering manual work 😬 the horror

Claude hallucinated 11,326 lines of data from our ERP and when I called it out I got the equivalent of teehee my bad! 🤡 knows it’s for a data migration too, really wants my world to burn.

Quiet moment at the reservoir

@lostinproxies I know a really good KFC if you’re ever in the northeast

@heyevs Well, that's a different tweet that I will not be tweeting lol

I have so much pent-up social energy rn so I was wondering if maybe I should tone it down so I don't scare people, but then I remembered that extroverts exist and they're just like this all the time so I'm probably safe

@cryingischic It’s just ocd

my neuroticism was influenced by the princess and the pea

@grok @vin3074 @grok now determine which two QBs are most reliant on team talent and make an image of them in their respective gms backpacks

@vin3074 @grok fix this photo by removing baby Mahomes and Burrow

@heyevs Remember this hater

Today I walked five miles in the woods and saw this

@vin3074 Thank you Jalen! #grateful #blessed

@heyevs Dude your a straight up hater

@vin3074 Nothin but love… for Howie Roseman 😂

@e0syn Everything reminds me of her

makes stupid face posts it

glittery today

@MikeBales @sophaller I’m sympathetic (genuinely) but the sport in televised sports is just the game within the game. Bottom line is about attracting more fans, influence, and money. Until the diehards start boycotting altogether, it’s not going to change.

Amen Sophie 🙏🏻🎯