DDesert EagleⓂ️

@AniebietChrist3 Is it that no one is clocking this lamba or we have turned this place to Facebook because of Elon money?

I spent 3 months chasing a contract to supply laptops to a private school. I did the research, got quotes, even used my own money to design a proposal with mock-ups. My cousin was jobless at the time, so I asked him to follow me to the meeting for moral support. I introduced him to the proprietor as “my brother.” After the presentation, the proprietor said he’d get back to me. Two weeks of silence. I called, he said “we’re still reviewing.” A month later I drove past the school and saw a van offloading laptops. My cousin’s company name was on the side. I thought it was a coincidence. That evening I checked CAC. He’d registered a business 3 days after our meeting, using my exact proposal format. Same specs, same pricing, just his letterhead. I called him. He didn’t deny it. He said “you were too slow. Business is not family. If I didn’t take it, someone else would.” He even told me the proprietor said I looked “too young to handle 8 million.” The worst part? My aunt called to beg me not to “spoil his chance.” Said I should be happy one of us got it.

@yabaleftonline Having to tell you this is an irk to me to begin with.

Lady shares a message she received from her man and agrees that he’s 100% right.

@DrDanny2030 @CommunityNotes

Turkey is not like chicken. All other parts of Turkey are not ediblè apart from the wings.

@yabaleftonline How do people tell G wagon apart? 1998 and 2026 looks the same to me. What year is this by the way?

You won’t believe what the most expensive thing in this picture is 🤔

@AjeboDanny @stephen30339609 Hunger

What are you afraid of? Death? Guaranteed. Shame? Forgotten in a week. Lost everything? Rebuild. There is nothing to fear. Keep climbing

@Wizarab10 Dickson ≠ Dickdad

The best thing that can happen to you is being a Dad. DNA tested and proven, I mean.

@20legend4 @GBUnitedx Se ve sucio y hermoso al mismo tiempo

Mirá lo que es este diseño. Belleza pura 😍 [📷: @GBUnitedx]

@20legend4 @GBUnitedx Looks dirty and beautiful at the same time

Women are funny asf… you’re a foodie in my house, but you eat once a day in yours 😂

@MrMekzy_ I’m not going to respond to that. She stays on read till forever

You receive a text from your significant other saying “i'm texting you from burner account because i'm not sure i'm the only one you’re dating. So... what's my name?”. Will that relationship survive?😏

@yabaleftonline How do you people see stuffs this tiny?

Zoom in, tell us the FIRST word you saw.

@yabaleftonline What’s Fyb?

FUNAAB student crochets a Real Madrid kit for FYB jersey day.

We really miss Dorgu and Maino. What the heck is Ugarte good for? Please send him away to Stoke City or some 2nd division German club. Shaw needs to learn how to kick football. #MUNLEE

@QueenUjunwa1 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posting your primary school classmate picture on X? You are taking risk oo, election is next year. I will not talk pass this one.

🚨Arsenal's updated trophy odds: 00% - FA Cup❌ 00% - EFL Cup❌ 26% - Champions League 56% - Premier League (down from 91%) Per Polymarket

@ChelseaFC Swear you’re not happy with the scores

Goal for City. Doku. 🔵 0-3 ⚪️ [68] #CFC | #CHEMCI

Any thing to spite Arsenal. Thank you Chelsea

I could swear Chelsea players lost this game intentionally #CHEMCI

Semenyo needs to make it 4 for this to bang proper #CHEMCI

Football is happy today 💠 #CHEMCI