Ian Ford

If this place goes down and mutuals want to find me, you can email me abuse at the Guardian like strangers on here

I guess this will be my one post this year

My dad was eating his cereal this morning and repeatedly complaining. 'These bananas are too sweet'. Eventually he asked my mum to taste the milk because 'I'm worried it's off'... Turned out he'd been eating his cereal with eggnog

84 days feels like a long time to wait

@YouMustBeAnna Happy birthday to her!

Santa is meant to walk but just wants to boogie

@YouMustBeAnna Watching tonight with my nieces and can't wait!

I originally cropped out the gingerbread man which made it even worse

My niece's coal drawing on this snowman is somewhat unfortunate

The 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees 🧵

Mmm, Viennetta

@petravoncant If it makes you feel better I once got a black eye running into a wall playing hide and seek

@The_Ambassador_ All I'm saying is the dinosaurs are now loose

@ij_ford BUT DID IT WORK?!

Faulty alarm went off on my train and they couldn't figure out how to fix it. The solution, I kid you not, was to switch the train off and back on again

Oliver Cromwell:

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Thanks everyone for the lovely replies

I don't what this says about me but the only photo I took at my wedding yesterday was of the cakes

@YouMustBeAnna Thank you!

@macTredo I wish I was capable of that

@ij_ford If you made them ...justifiable. Congratulations