Ilona Abramova

@TheKidReturns That’s my move whether they’ve said bye or not. Gotta follow up

The most unrealistic part of any show/movie is when a guy hangs up on a girl without saying bye and doesn’t immediately receive a text from her.

@TheKidReturns Guffawed aloud in bed rn

@TheKidReturns Brb crying

When I’m at the gym, am I allowed to put a barbell on my crotch and do that hip thrust exercise, or is that only for people who are sexually active?

oh hey im 7 years late to twitter

@LEXstevenson_ omg twinzzz i just made my twitter the other day! we are like 10 years late to this trend

@LizPOPSY guess who has two thumbs, is unemployed, and just got twitter because the world needed to know all my brilliant thoughts.

@LizPOPSY youre about to have a whole lot more notifications.

@LizPOPSY this needed more praise than it received.

@LizPOPSY that was fast