Incorrect lovies ❤️🩷💙💛

This is just a silly little account for funsies with random, dumb and incorrect quotes - please don’t take anything too seriously~

❤️: *Resting* 🩷: Why isn’t she breathing?! ❤️: *Opens her eyes* 🩷, looking ❤️ in the eyes: I’ll sacrifice myself and give her mouth to mouth! ❤️: *Closes her eyes again*

❤️: Alright 💛 say goodbye to your friends it’s time to go home 💛: No, I’m an adult, I can do what I want! ❤️: … One- 💛: Alright wrap it up folks, I’m going home now

🩷: Why are your tongues purple? 💙: We had slushies. Mine was blue ❤️: I had a red one 🩷: Oh 🩷: … 🩷: OH! 💛: You drank each other’s slushies???

🩷: Does age matter? ❤️: Is this about 💙? Honestly, there’s barely two years between you, so I really don’t think you need to worry mu- 🩷: No? I want a Happy Meal then

💙: Guess the number I’m thinking of 💛: Um.. 💙: It’s between 1 and 3 💛: 4!! 💙: It’s between 1 and 3, not including 1 and 3 💛: M!! 🩷: Is he right?? 💙, sarcastically: Yes, the number I was thinking of was the letter M.

💙, to ❤️: I really like your top! ❤️: Thank yo- 🩷: I have a name you know?! 💙: *chokes*

🩷: I really don’t flirt that much.. 💛: Really? 💛: *stands up* 💛: Raise your hand if you think you’re dating 🩷 ❤️: *raises hand* 💙: *raises hand* 💛: Exactly *leaves the room* 🩷: … oh!

❤️: Go and tell 🩷 that she’s cute, what is the worst that could happen? 💙: Well for starters, she could hear me…

@mourn1ngdiary The good old days 🤧

@incorrectxlov This account reminds me of Tumblr

❤️: When I am not around, 🩷 will be in charge. 🩷: Yes! ❤️, secretly whispering to💙: you’re the one who is actually in charge 💙: Obviously.

❤️: How have none of you heard a single thing I said? 🩷: I got distracted before you started talking 💛: I zoned out halfway through 💙: I made a conscious effort to ignore you

@xlovinfo This is just a joke page for funsies, nothing on here is real 🫶🏻

@incorrectxlov When did they say it?

@shermeynn_ Definitely 😭

and when 🩷 found out she'll be all pouty abt it to 🩵❤️.

❤️: Where is all the food? 💛 and 🩷: Well the fridge broke so we had to eat everything ❤️: And how did you fix the fridge? It’s not broken? 🩷: … magic?

❤️: I have this urge to do something stupid 🩷: Do me, I’m stupid! 💙: … 💛: … ❤️: … 🩷: Did I stutter?

🩷: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse. That’s what I always say! ❤️: You should say something else.

❤️, talking to other parents: My child is well-behaved and respectf- 💛 GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT 💛: *hanging upside down in a tree*

@GToadify Girl it’s just for funsies?? No need to take this so seriously damn 😭

@incorrectxlov omg very incorrect cus 💛is NOT mr personal space lol anyway you honor your name

💛: …and that is what personal space is. Any questions?
🩷, clinging onto ❤️ and 💙 like a koala: *confusion*

@snow_whitekitte I don’t think I know it, but the vibe sounds pretty similar~

@incorrectxlov В русском тик-токе есть звук "2-3? Милая моя, "23" пишется слитно! "

💙: Given the circumstances I’ll let you hug me for four to five seconds 🩷: Forty five seconds?! 💙: NO! I said four TO five seconds! 🩷, already hugging 💙: Too late