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@holisticbaddie selank

I’m anti peptides but if there was a peptide that would help with anxiety I’d take it…

@retardmode Bruh

scientists invented a cake that cuts itself

@Benagbayani @nolimit_luke_ half a litre of OJ for me intra-workout. shoutout to @BerbarianWizard for that tip, game changer

@nolimit_luke_ @introvertzoomer Banana, raisins, mango mid workout GOOOOOOOO

Everyone sees the results Nobody saw me: • Eliminating all carbs from my diet • Lifting fasted • Completely isolating myself • Training 7 days per week • Switching my workouts every week • Doing high reps to tone muscles …because I never did any of that nonsense

life hack: when you get bored of a song after playing it on repeat for weeks, find the slowed/ sped up version it’s like listening to it for the first time

@thedimitri hahaha

Bitches just come on here and say anything

@JRuebl47185 @thewaronbeauty @jaydaydressco okay, here’s a video you may like

@thewaronbeauty @jaydaydressco I really don’t want Catholicism and its aesthetic anywhere in my life.

Catholics should be the most fashion-forward

@clashreport get ready for all the videos of people analysing his hands and face frame by frame

Netanyahu shows up for a live press conference. He looks alive.

@BerbarianWizard lmao, the questions every man is dying to know the answer to

@frozenaesthetic milk, in it's raw form (unpasteurised), contains lactase which is an enzyme which helps you break down lactose. hence why many who are lactose intolerant can drink raw milk without issue

Ancient Europeans were lactose intolerant for thousands of years, despite the abdominal pain we still consumed it

@nocontextmemes it’s okay bro, just wear high heels and you’ll be fine

@allie__voss retaining clients is easier than getting new clients

Therapy is tough because GOOD therapy is fantastic but a lot of, if not most, therapy is not good therapy Particularly if you struggle with something like BPD, a lot of therapy will just validate your own false narratives and make things so much worse

@MadsPosting when you’re sat outside, in portugal, sipping your drink and you get that faint smell of cigarette smoke… it’s a vibe

@alecttrona agreed

@introvertzoomer I just want to see less hoodies. That’s all some men own. They need to branch out

The reason girls love men wearing hoodies so much is because it adds an extra cozy, cushioning layer to hugs. We automatically associate it with better cuddling performance

@angloid0 😂😂

@introvertzoomer Oh yeah, forgot my house was in the background was just focused on the weather

Beautiful weather today.

@metabolic_print 💯

"A high‑metabolic phenotype depends on high circadian amplitude. This entails bright days that support clean energy production and dark nights that permit deep repair. Food provides fuel, but light and darkness decide when that fuel is oxidized efficiently, when insulin sensitivity peaks and when the body prioritizes recovery. Modern life reverses this through dim days and bright nights. Indoor days are too dark to strongly anchor the clock, then evenings are too bright for melatonin and nervous system downshifting. The result is a metabolism that stays semi-stressed, sleep that stays half‑restorative, and an existence resembling more of a low‑metabolic phenotype, even if other factors are perfect." - The Metabolic Blueprint

@DurableMLecture ‘women were made for your pleasure’, terrible take. god created men and women to be companions, a perfect team. let’s stop pitting genders against each other

It should never surprise you when you see women acting like sex objects. Because that's what they are. Women were made for your pleasure. This is why you should never take them seriously.

@anniee_0216 are they discussing looksmaxxing and heightmogging the jesters?

didn’t realise working with 5 year olds would include me hearing ‘sigma boy’ ‘67’ and ‘baller*na ca*puc*na’ daily

@cravedcuddle depends what you mean by ‘submissive’. providing for your girl or paying for her on a date is high T behaviour. letting her dominate you all the time is incel behaviour

this can’t be true