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Market opens again today, for the next 4 days. We have officially enter April which is often bullish in NGX history. Let’s see how it goes and how each portfolio performs.

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

Man are perched on a golden egg in the form of a prodigy like Yamal and still manage to absolutely embarrass themselves year after year in the UCL. There's a reason why y'all still at 0 in the modern era too. How spectacularly inept can a club be ?

who did this😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'll gladly do so. I started this investing journey in May 2024 with only 40k. I added about about 40-50k more, ending 2024 with 115k thanks to decent returns. In 2025 I added only 20k from January to May (wasn't earning at the time) but the portfolio grew to ~190k by June. Then I woke up to the promise and started pushing more money into the portfolio. My birthday in July gave me quite the windfall 70% of which entered my portfolio to buy some the winners I now hold. After this, I had some big expenses to cover so I went back to 10k per month, then 15k, then 30k. By December, I did "13th month investing" and added a bonus (75k). In the same month, I re-entered Zenith (up 100% since then). Ended 2025 with 600k. By this point, I'd seriously improved my earning capacity, as while expenses remained (as a young person starting out life), I made it a habit to add to my portfolio. In January 209k invested, 100k in February, 100k in March. It's been consistent, and the portfolio has been growing, and more importantly, I've been learning so much about the market. Now I'm up about 70-80% in my portfolio, meaning that I've gotten over 800k for the 1m+ invested. It's better than nothing, and I now have the habit, so the investment will grow with the income. The annoying thing is that people give up as though you can't do both. I'm currently working 3 jobs, growing my income as I build investments habits and skill. All of my monthly portfolio updates are available on this page dating back to September when I started this account. I really hope people abandon this narrative. As I said earlier, we have a lot of work to do. Now I have to rush to court, I have two matters this morning.

“I’m not going to kneel down because I’m a king” — Nigerian man says while proposing to his partner

“My Enemies Want To Use Ins£curity In The Country To Get R!d Of Me, But I’m a Stubborn Politician Who Refuses To Go.” - Tinubu

“My Enemies Want To Use Insecurity In The Country To Get Rid Of Me, But I’m a Stubborn Politician Who Refuses To Go and I will campaign for my second term” ~ President Bola Tinubu says

January this year, TIP IPO price was ₦9.80. ₦9,800 → about ₦30,600 today. That’s over 200% in months. Which bank savings or “safe” plan gives you that speed? But it’s FX signal you dey renew subscription for 😭 Mura si

VIDEO: I'm A Stubborn Politician - Tinubu

LEAVE ME ALONE

What business does the government have with building a luxury hotel, Nigeria is doomed .

Why are our fans obsessed with target man profile? Why is it assumed Alvarez would not work? We don't always have to play the same way. All of this is just hypothetical because its an impossible transfer either way but its so funny to me how people watch him play and feel so strongly about him not being a good signing