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Grimes is a journalist?

Never was obsessed but always been attracted & compelled by Justin Bieber… he’s kinda the only one who has similar aura to Michael Jackson

just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL

Watching the moon landing on tiktok

Monday 12pm. Much new media to consume.

SHAME on U @Starbucks #PissedMyOwnPants in this location because UR shameful employees refused to let me use the 🚽 I have piss in my shoe 🖕🏼

“The longer you live, the higher the rent” -Joanna Newsom

Idk why but i cant bring myself to press play on the new slayyyter album... someone persuade me

What's the difference between taking a $45 hot yoga class in Tribeca and playing Simon Says and/or Twister

wait I just realized The Ring is a fucking pun. you know, because you get a phone call. what the fuck

HAIM… Those gals, SO much hair… their name should’ve been HAIR

Idgaf about liza minelli im sorry

RIP Comedy Central

Each shower is like microdosing a Baptism

Listening to Angel Olsen has always calmed my nervous system down boots

Raven Symone is such a vibeee

i'm just so used to my celebrities being like this instead

Connor Storrie should win the Oscar

I love ranch so much i used to eat it w spaghetti as a kid

When bits of my coffee grounds go down the drain do they end up in the sewers and give the Rats and Sewer Creatures hella energy ?