TinyHandsPOTUS

A country w/out #steel is like #SNL w/out #DarrellHammond. #TradeWar is easy. #Trump impression is hard #tariffs barelyaudiblewhisper.podbean.com/e/barely-audib…

@realDonaldTrump Clearly Oprah is the one who is insecure

#FBI investigating #RussiaCollusion caused #FloridaShooting! As #NRA slogan says: "Guns don't kill ppl. Unrelated #Trump complaints do"

#2ndAmendment is irrational, vague & doesn't account for consequences. It's the Donald Trump of the Constitution #Parkland #GunControlNow

Only thing better than replacing #FoodStamps with boxes of "canned meat" would be tossing them at poor ppl like paper towels in #PuertoRico

Best way to prove political opponents are "treasonous" is w/ #militaryparade #WednesdayWisdom #TrumpTreason #alternativefacts #MAGA

Trump puts "Trump" in quotes bc "Trump" maybe vindicated but Trump is guilty as shit #YoMemoJokes #NunesMemo #NunesHoax #alternativefacts

#FISAMemo proves #FBI & #DOJ totally biased in favor of evidence Evidence is biased against #Trump Sad! #MemoDay #NunesHoax #NunesFakeMemo

Thank you @DevinNunes for transcribing GOP talking points into declassified list. Best/only thing I've read all year! #MemoDay #FISAMemo

As part of #AmericaFirst agenda I condemn German Nazis stealing Nazis jobs from "very fine" American Nazis #HolocaustRemembranceDay #MAGA

Need #MeritBasedImmigration bc after years of lying about #illegals stealing jobs I only want to allow #Immigrants qualified to steal jobs

#CrookedHillary stole my best nickname & now I have to call #Bannon #SloppySteve. Sad! #FireAndFury #FridayFeeling #Meltdown

@realDonaldTrump Sentence are words that come together to form a coherent thought; not fragmented references, random capitalization and an exclamation point!

#NuclearWar may be averted bc my #Nuclearbutton can only be activated by #Russian hooker urine! #ButtonEnvy #NorthKorea #KimJongUn

#globalwarming is a hoax because right now there is #coldweather. #snow #climatechange #alternativefacts #ThursdayThoughts

#RoyMoore said he "Would do anything" (that means sex) to overturn #AlabamaSenateElection #AlabamaSenate #ALSen #KirstenGillibrand

Ppl made fun of "2 Corinthians" quote but #RoyMoore quotes Bible to dispute 20,000 vote deficit despite Biblical book of "Numbers" #ALSen

#DougJones won by a number so small #RoyMoore is trying to have sex with it #AlabamaSenateElection #AlabamaSenate #ALSen #Alabama

Brian Ross screwed up therefore #TrumpRussia story is #FakeNews bc #BrianRoss created all #Russia stories bc #HillaryClinton #UraniumOne

I assumed when I was elected that #GOP would take government stuff seriously. Someone needs to STOP me #TaxScamBill #ImpeachTrump