john "oomf" smith

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john "oomf" smith

john "oomf" smith

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john "oomf" smith
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@MoroseJerk He’s obviously having an affair with the therapist, no other explanation makes sense
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Italians were cooking when they invented pizza
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Reopening software after it crashed and it asked if I want to launch it in safe mode as though it thinks me some sort of coward. Uninstalled.
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Just had to navigate a settings menu and restart my TV like a computer bc an app wouldn’t work. Wake me up from this nightmare we call the 21st century
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Been working on something really amateur and lacklustre, excited to share it with you guys soon
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Wiener Dog 🇵🇸
Wiener Dog 🇵🇸@MoroseJerk·
I genuinely thought they meant he shit himself what the fuck is wrong with me
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I need some kind of smart device lodged in my throat that detects when I take my adhd medication and automatically sets a timer for 4 hours so I know when to take the next one
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john "oomf" smith@johnoomf·
Eating a toastie and noticed something weird as I was chewing and it was the bread tag. Humbling experience, never doubted my intellectual capacity more than I am right now
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w**d is a slur for cannabis and if I see any of you non-smokers drop a single w-slur i’m immediately hitting the block button no second chances
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They fight a lot so it’s always nice to catch them being cute together
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Decided im going to have spag bol for dinner tomorrow night and now im too excited to fall asleep
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john "oomf" smith@johnoomf·
Self defence classes where you just learn exactly where major arteries are and then practice tearing through raw steaks with your teeth
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john "oomf" smith@johnoomf·
@guywhoiswoke It’s a humanitarian crisis. I and many other refugees have fled to the Isle of Man just so we can stroke our shit as we scroll the timeline
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antipodean scourge
antipodean scourge@guywhoiswoke·
So I guess I can just never seen a NSFW flagged post on this site ever again?
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john "oomf" smith@johnoomf·
@secret3rdacct Getting kicked out of a 50 cent show for thinking it was “Good Charlotte, it’s your birthday. Twins Benji and Joel Madden March 11 1979 is your birthday”
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