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Josiah Sutton 🌹

Josiah Sutton 🌹

@josiahwsutton

Episcopalian socialist & remedial cinephile living in a Grant Wood painting. Creator of @FruitlessMedia. Musician, Writer, Bartender. Same @ on Bluesky. He/Him

Des Moines, IA 参加日 Mayıs 2011
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Josiah Sutton 🌹@josiahwsutton·
Hey! Do you have a podcast? Do you hate editing? Well, lucky for you: I like audio editing and I’m looking for some work right now. Right now I’m willing to edit your podcast for $50 per episode (with some negotiating if the episode is over 100 mins). Reply or DM if interested!
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“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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margaret@mags_mclaugh·
I appreciate the spirited debate here but I just want to comment that the extremely slow zoom happening in the middle panel had me WHEEZING
bomani@bomani_jones

i was heated

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Victoria Rose@woahhvickyyy·
Obama is a warlock
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alex bronzini-vender@alexbronzini·
We are making stickers
alex bronzini-vender tweet media
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Aaron Regunberg
Aaron Regunberg@AaronRegunberg·
Gaza is for sure part of it, but this is a big reason the DNC won’t release their 2024 autopsy. The Harris campaign took a billion dollars from us to defeat fascism, and then used it for shit like this. The consultants who made bank off that failure don’t want you to know.
Corinne Green@gaynarcan

we are so fucked

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Josiah Sutton 🌹@josiahwsutton·
I didn’t really think the whole blue v. red button thought experiment was super enlightening, but now that we’re on like day 5 of right wingers melting down at basic concepts of prosociality, I’m thinking maybe this thought experiment is revealing of something lmfao
Jessica the Hugger@InsidiousTeaCup

@josiahwsutton Again, the only people dying are firemen that started the fire, which is why every last one of you leftists are always scorned and mocked irl Creating problems then wanting praise for solving it. Welfare, homelessness, EBT, & everything is uncovered to be a money laundering scam

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Josiah Sutton 🌹@josiahwsutton·
@InsidiousTeaCup Something I think you’re missing about the rationale for pressing the blue button is if I press the red button, I’m left in a world exclusively filled with people like you. And I would rather die, personally.
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Jessica the Hugger@InsidiousTeaCup·
@josiahwsutton "Guys, if six out of ten of us jump in front of the train, we can all be praised as heros for saving ourselves." "Can we just not jump in front of a train?" "YOU'RE A MURDERER!!! Now praise me, i mean us."
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Jessica the Hugger@InsidiousTeaCup·
@josiahwsutton "We're so moral for picking the 'correct' decision in this hypothetical dilemma" "Strange, cause its consistent with your IRL policy failures as a political leaning." "LOL, lmao" Anyways, waiting for Nick Shirley's next video exposing more tax payer funded democrat scams
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Jessica the Hugger@InsidiousTeaCup·
@josiahwsutton Again, the only people dying are firemen that started the fire, which is why every last one of you leftists are always scorned and mocked irl Creating problems then wanting praise for solving it. Welfare, homelessness, EBT, & everything is uncovered to be a money laundering scam
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Jessica the Hugger@InsidiousTeaCup·
@josiahwsutton This isn't self sacrifice against an existential threat, that would actually be noble. It's self sabotage. "Jump in front of a train, or don't jump in front of a train" And you want praise for saving people that you pretend exist bc they're too stupid to know how to read.
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Josiah Sutton 🌹@josiahwsutton·
@InsidiousTeaCup You want other people to die pointlessly in order to save yourself. I don’t want anyone to die. Pretty simple. But maybe if you make some more AI images like OP, I’ll be convinced.
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Jessica the Hugger@InsidiousTeaCup·
@josiahwsutton You people are the fire fighter wanting praise for putting out the fire you started. You're just an idiot that wants praise for saving other idiots who picked blue so they could be praised for saving idiots.
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Josiah Sutton 🌹@josiahwsutton·
The whole "oh, can’t laugh at a joke?? Is that too far for you babies??" thing only works if you’re actually getting some pushback. If not, it’s just weird shadowboxing that comes off as desperate more than funny.
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Josiah Sutton 🌹@josiahwsutton·
Look, I only did stand up for like a year and I wasn’t particularly good at it, but one piece of advice I feel like I can impart to all these anti-woke comedy guys out there is that, for your whole free speech shtick to work, you do actually need to be getting offended reactions
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