jessicaaa

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

If l'm ever in a coma pls put vaseline on my lips

Friday night gentlemen, it's on and poppin. #NewGirl

Max and ruby And on my fucking mama I cannot stress this enough…. Ruby and max

@Mets if you take @jacobdegrom out you’re stupid .

why must a hot, sexy, and funny person (me) have to work for a living

she’s a 10 but she is stressed everyday about her future.

Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs @xxbridge

She’s a 10 but wears scrubs so she’s a 20

We're crying, ALL DAY SON. 😭 Nick & Schmidt reunited. (📷: Getty)

Spotted: a reunion with Nate Archibald and Carter Baizen. 😍 (📷: Instagram)

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

My toxic trait is that if I came across a bear in the wilderness I think it would really appreciate little head scratches

My children are currently trying to murder each other because my 8 year old son won’t stop telling my 5 year old daughter that her real birth name is “Big Jim”.