June Cleaver

@Soaringeagle45 😳 🤣🤣🤣

A farm boy arrives late for school one day.
"Why are you late?" asks the teacher. "I had to take the bull down to the field to mate with the cow," explains the boy. "Couldn't your dad have done that?" asks the teacher. "He could have," replies the boy. "But I think the bull did a better job than he would have done."

@w_terrence Absolutely Terrence!

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@Soaringeagle45 There’s no end to your empathy!

Just saw a woman crying at the store and told her… Whatever you do, don’t cut your bangs… Just trying to help

@atensnut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂. Don’t let Elon see this.

@sherryhanna53 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

This is great news!

@Soaringeagle45 Ouch! 😳

Sir, this isn’t a Sonic!

@TJandCasper Elvis country!

And we are in TN

@TJandCasper Kentucky is really pretty 😍

Southeast Ky

@nicksortor 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

JUST NOW: Democrat Sen. John Fetterman DOUBLES DOWN on his calls to build Trump’s ballroom — REBUKES his own party for BLOCKING it “I think the REAL reason people are fighting about building the ballroom is their TDS! (Trump Derangement Syndrome)” "Just because the president happens to agree, as I do, that we need a new ballroom facility for events just like this... Why can't we just agree?! Let's just build this thing!"

@nicksortor 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

🚨 LMAO! A reporter just informed President Trump about the MASSIVE Supreme Court win this morning, which declared race-based districts UNCONSTITUTIONAL POTUS: "It was considered a win for WHO?" REPORTER: "Republicans" POTUS: "I LOVE IT!" 🤣🔥

@nicksortor Winning!

🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: Ron DeSantis' new Congressional map for Florida, which positions Republicans to win an extra FOUR seats in the US House, has FULLY PASSED the Senate, 21-17 It'll now head to DeSantis' desk. GREAT JOB, FLORIDA! Other southern states MUST follow 👏

@nicksortor @DAGToddBlanche @Savsays 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

🚨 BREAKING: Acting AG Todd Blanche just confirmed federal grand juries have indicted THREE of conservative journalist Savanah Hernandez’s attackers outside ICE Minneapolis You’re on a HELL of a run, @DAGToddBlanche! PLEASE keep this up! 🔥 Christopher, Deyanna, and Paige Ostrouchko are ALL now facing federal charges. BLANCHE: “Hernandez was allegedly surrounded, physically assaulted, and shoved to the ground — simply because she was identified by the defendants as a conservative journalist. That is NOT ‘peaceful protest.’ These deplorable actions as charged in the indictment will not be tolerated in America, and this Department of Justice will always punish unhingen acts of political violence.”

@nicksortor Absolutely!

🚨 JD VANCE on the MASSIVE spike in political vioIence from leftists "If you're part of the left wing in this country, you have to look yourself in the mirror and say, 'why is it that so many people firing guns at their political opponents agree with MY perspective, and listen to the same sources of information that I listen to?' Maybe that suggests the left has to tone down the rhetoric a little bit! I certainly hope they do because I love the president, and obviously I love my family." "We don't want this violence in our country!" "The president has SUCH a good attitude about this, where he says the reason they come after him is he is doing big things. And that's EXACTLY right." "There is always some evil character going after people doing big things in our country. It does NOT mean you cannot do big things—that just means you need courageous leaders at the top."

@nicksortor 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

🚨 NOW: VP JD Vance absolutely FLAMED Tim Walz for TAKING CREDIT for the federal raids on Somali day cares in Minnesota "This is like the arsonist trying to claim credit for the work of the fire department! Tim Walz let this fraud happened under HIS watch. Whether he was complicit directly himself or just turned a blind eye, we really did not get much help AT ALL from the governor's office."

@nicksortor 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

🚨 BREAKING: VP JD Vance CONFIRMED the federal government is PROBING Tim Walz and Keith Ellison for potential CRIMINAL liability in the rampant fraud in Minnesota "We will not let ANYBODY who committed a crime off the hook. If you are a senior officer, if you're the attorney general or governor, any other elected official, you will look extra hard at what you knew and how connected to your actions were to this fraud scheme." "You have people that came into this country.. six month later they are driving a Mercedes despite the fact they don't have a job. That does NOT happen without some defrauding of the American taxpayer. The fact they turned a blind eye for so long is a SCANDAL!"

@nicksortor 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

🚨 LMAO! Hakeem Jeffries is MELTING DOWN over how successful President Trump has been at ridding our country of DEI “We’re now at a point where AFFIRMATIVE ACTION is gone. DIVERSITY is gone. EQUITY, gone. INCLUSION, gone...” HUGE win! 🤣🔥

@nicksortor 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump celebrates the MASSIVE Supreme Court VICTORY for Republicans today “Today's 6-3 Supreme Court decision in the Callais case is a BIG WIN for Equal Protection under the Law, as it returns the Voting Rights Act to its Original Intent, which was to protect against intentional Racial Discrimination. Thank you to brilliant Justice Samuel Alito for authoring this important and appropriate Opinion. Congratulations! President DONALD J. TRUMP” 🇺🇸🔥

@Samantha2024N This is such wonderful news! Your body will love you! ❤️🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

@lilysm1965 @nicksortor Thank you!

@junecleavertoo @nicksortor It was part of the Royal Navy's "T" class submarines and because of that they all were given names beginning with T. For instance, HMS - Tiptoe, Truncheon, Trident, Turbulent and others.

🔥 EPIC! King Charles just gifted President Trump the BELL from the UK's HMS Trump, which was a WWII submarine HMS Trump sank SEVERAL Japanese ships during the war 47 looks so excited 😂 CHARLES: "And should you ever need to get hold of us, just give us a ring!" 🤣🔔

@Soaringeagle45 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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