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Thank you ❤️ 🙏🏾

@SirLeoBDasilva 😭😭😭

Looking back at my life, I was in Primary 2 Green and I was class captain. Someone farted in my class and my class teacher asked me to sniff everyone’s ass to find out the person who did. That man was crazy. I buried this memory till today. Damn

You pasterrrrd out?😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SirLeoBDasilva Can u let us enjoy the WC fgs 😌🙄

First 4 game weeks of next seasons premier league at least, I know the Premier league will give Arsenal either Liverpool, Manchester United or Chelsea.

Our National grid needs 150 trillion naira upgrade to serve 24/7 electricity and someone cannot account for missing 210 trillion. Just one person

@FabrizioRomano Madrid d new ac Milan? They like free players now?

🚨 Bernardo Silva to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! Agreement in place and contract approved. Two year deal plus one year option, fast deal by Madrid started 36h ago and closed immediately. Mourinho wanted Bernardo, he says yes and advanced talks revealed today are 100% confirmed.

@YesItsBash Wow u re really creative 😭

Make Every Xenophobic Idiot Come Out Read the first letter of each word

So Kulture is a keypad warrior #BBNaijaReunion

Kulture’s personality online (on Twitter) is bolder than the one offline. Shocking #BBNaijaReunion

Adverts during a Live World Cup match.

You want your pregnant wife that pounds yam to look like pregnant Teni Otedola that just learnt how to fry egg like last year ?

@EzinneamakaO 😂😂😂😂

if i play dumb, it’s 100% strategic

Gobor 🇲🇽

See save from Williams of South Africa 🇿🇦

👋 Welcome, Mourinho 👋

The main reason some of you are so desperate to know the identity of Alex Ekubo’s wife is so you can monitor her every move not because you care about her. You want to know if she’s grieving “enough” by your standards. You want to keep tabs on what she posts, what she wears, where she goes, and who she’s seen with. Then, the moment she starts trying to live her life again, some of you will be the first to drag her and come up with the most bizarre takes imaginable. These days, everything is content, everything is gist, and everyone feels entitled to an opinion about things that have absolutely nothing to do with them. Nothing is allowed to be personal anymore. Nothing is sacred. Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is respect people’s boundaries.

@Buchi_Laba If u had won the match, you wouldn’t have said this. Sit this out

This is not Top10 best match of the 2025|26 season but voting is what Manchester United fans are good at doing. Congratulations 👏🏾.

Today’s the day. @FIFAWorldCup 2026 is here. 🏆

banter aside..do you people grasp who cristiano ronaldo is??

We don’t prepare for this part of life — watching the hands that raised us now need our hands. Their strength is changing, but your love isn’t. Every doctor’s visit you schedule, every pill you remind them to take, every time you choose patience over frustration… heaven sees it. To every daughter and son standing strong for aging parents: God sees your sacrifice. I pray he gives you fresh strength when you’re weary, joy in the small wins, and blessings that overflow in ways you never expected. You’re not just caring for them. You’re reflecting God’s love. And that will never go unrewarded. ❤️ #victoriaonyenwere