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@KE_MrBlack Nicholson House - Serengeti

What was the name of the dorm you used to sleep in back in high school? 😂😂

Ukienda kuongelesha baddie alafu aongeze ear pod ya left

'mimi ni ule kijana nilikusaidia ile siku ukipigwa na jamaa wa boda'

Once Bruno Fernandes equals/breaks the assist record, the only midfield who will be left untouched is Paul Scholes. You people haven't seen anything yet.

The clear line is the pass Bruno Fernandes made for Cunha's goal. The dotted line is what Martin Odegaard would do in that position.😭

Bruno Fernandes' wife scrolling through Twitter realizing she's not the one that loves him the most

Congratulations.

When she checks my phone to catch me cheating but finds all my good morning texts to Bruno Fernandes on IG

I choose to register as a voter

Haha kuna mzazi aliitwa shule ju mtoto amepatwa na vape akaamua aende court kumtetea. My folks would have blown my head smoove off

So tell me, who taught you how to pronounce Kvaratskhelia?

Rironi-Mau Summit

@UtdMaI I've seen stupidity, but this is a discovery Yikes!

Manchester United can’t just cash in on Onana yet. Let’s be tactical: Senne Lammens has the raw talent, reflexes, and mentality to be No.1 but he’s still developing under high-pressure PL games. Onana isn’t just a goalkeeper; he’s a coach on the pitch. His positioning, reading of the game, and ability to organize the defence teaches Lammens how to handle top-level pressure. Dumping Onana now means sacrificing defensive stability and letting a 20-year-old make rookie mistakes every week. Keep Onana and let Lammens learn. United’s future depends on it.

@CFC_OBED Think you have a better chance of dating Tyla bro

If you give that milk to a Kalenjin dog, it won't take it.

@IconicR9 @DidmusWaBarasa @Hawkins_atozo Hii imeenda Tim is a really good leader but it seems these people are unaware 😂

@keep_letting @DidmusWaBarasa @Hawkins_atozo From that crowd he's pulled you'd easily think anataka kuwa president😂

Kipsigon, Mt. Elgon! We march on to the glory ahead, united in purpose and firm in resolve, as we rally behind our gubernatorial candidature and the re-election of President William Ruto. From these highlands echoes a bold declaration, transformative leadership is our path, and service to the people remains our covenant. #DidmusBarasaGov2027

@SangKip4 @IconicR9 ulisema tutashare kama hii pale Moiben 😂

Kuna wasee niliwapea kazi na they delivered

@IconicR9 @DidmusWaBarasa @Hawkins_atozo Sidhani Tim atavie tena 😂

@DidmusWaBarasa @Hawkins_atozo @keep_letting hii jamaa itaonyesha Tim dust

David Maraga: I’ll jail even my own family and friends over corruption