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@yungnatediggity She got tired of doing tours from her time in Spider-Man homecoming

@Trollkickoff Neymar got hurt reading this

🚨🇧🇷 Ronaldo Nazário on the difference between prime Brazil and today's Brazil: "Today's players are like crying babies. In our time, football was pure passion. We weren't focused on fashion, social media, or building a personal brand. Our lives revolved around football. We trained hard, played through pain, and gave everything for the badge, our teammates, and the fans." "We didn't step onto the pitch thinking about followers or sponsorships. We thought about winning, making Brazil proud, and leaving everything on the field. Football came first, and everything else was secondary." "In our era, every nation feared Brazil. Opponents were beaten before the match even started because they knew they were facing Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Ronaldinho, Cafu, Roberto Carlos and so many world-class players. Today, that fear factor is gone." "That hunger, sacrifice, and obsession with the game is what made our generation special. We lived football every single day."

Job finished.

Mamdani to New Yorkers after the Knicks win the NBA Finals:

Ever since Mamdani got elected nothing but good things happens in New York

Dude he literally running New York like the average joe in a movie who gets elected into office as a gag and then fixes everything simply because he is not a politician and an earnest regular guy.

@ohnohedidnt24 Idk about Derek jeter but the rest is true

Kendrick Perkins on Jalen Brunson: "This man has become the greatest Knick of all time. He will never spend another dime on another meal, another drink. I don't know if he's even gonna have to pay his mortgage in the city of New York. This is Mr. New York. He is the new Derek Jeter of this generation. All time great run"

Picture Perfect 🏆

for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world 🏆

DANHAUSEN IS THE KING OF NEW YORK! CONGRATULATIONS @nyknicks THE KINGS OF NEW YORK! UNCURSED!

TRIGGER WARNING for USA Republicans cheering for Folarin Balogun: Born in Brooklyn. To Nigerian parents. Grew up in England. Plays for #USMNT. That's a lot of diversity, and that's what makes America great. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@Chef_Gregeaux @balogun Why?

@balogun You gotta do the sexy dexy dance from here on out

@chimaobi_saint Wasn’t this exchange on Jimmy Fallon

Reporter : "Ronaldo and Messi are playing in their 6th World Cups, you know both of those guys, right?" Zlatan : "I know one of them.... Reporter: You know one of them, you played with... Zlatan:" Messi, I played with Messi in Barcelona, yes." Reporter : " Who's better between them?" Zlatan :" When you're at that level, you know, it's week in, week out, who has the best performance from the last game. But when Messi won the World Cup, he closed the debate. " Reporter: This is not the kind of answer we want from Zlatan." Zlatan: "So you want the real Zlatan or the?...... Reporter: "Whoever the meanest one is, yea, the mean one." Zlatan: "Who's better between Ronaldo and Messi? I'd say Zlatan." 🤣

@Savageboston I mean there’s also a chance he wouldn’t have signed it yet if there was no injury. I don’t think it’s messy i think this is going to be standard going forward with 2nd round picks

I never said the Jacas deal wasn’t gonna get done. It will. It’s just been messy with this injury situation. Vrabel would’ve loved for him to be in the building, like Lomu

@treebranch224 @Savageboston Also Henderson didn’t sign his contract until July last year…savage just dramatic

@kevindotbox @Savageboston Lmao idk how accurate that is, it says that KC is now somehow a packer and not a brown

The Gabe Jacas situation is messier than people think it is btw

@treebranch224 @Savageboston Not all of it is up to date but Mendoza and Simpson haven’t signed their contracts yet. Beck hasn’t either

@SteveLovesAmmo Sooooo you just ignoring history

2 would win before lunchtime. Against 1 and 3.

@beatmastermatt It’s Seinfeld with cursing

Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld

@SheaSerrano Tequila x soju

@_ZouroboroZ_ @KDimitratos

@KDimitratos The world finding out that outside of the horrible racists, Americans are the friendliest people in the global north.

World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli: