Kyle 😬

@memechaotic Dickio facio

Be serious.

@BabereCity Nice bullshit story

😢My husband has been dating every maid we employ,what can I do to stop this please cause I have just fired our 13th maid💔😭

@FBAwayDays 1. Nottingham forest 2. Nottingham forest 3. Nottingham forest 4. Norwich city

I want to know… 1. Who do you support? 2. Who does your Dad support? 3. Who does your Grandad support? 4. What is the nearest football ground to your house?

@Dominos_UK Grow up mate

@CFC_OBED Sam surridge

Tell me one footballer you just love. I don’t wanna hear Messi, Neymar or Ronaldo😂 Tell me one random sick footballer you love.

@Sir_jaay01 Brennan johnson Erling haaland

Has any son of an ex footballer ever become a successful pro?

@engineers_feed As long as it's the same circuit .....nothing

Question!

@AVFC_Connor_ Germany

Let’s test your ball knowledge Impossible edition

@_Nsznn Back left of lorry, fuck knows what's there but my GTA 5 dick ed driving experience, tells me il survive

Look at the speedometer, As a good driver what are you doing next ??

@SkyBet Sammy ameobi

Challenge time: Name a random footballer NO ONE ELSE will think of…

@KinaCatGirl Correct

In English, nothing ends with the letter g

@omoelerinjare1 Why is he not feeding himself the dick

A mother with both hands disabled feeding her son with her mouth. Being a mother is always with a great heart ❤️

@BellaBaddie__ Women

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause... and wtf do men have to deal with ???

@DeanJamesAFC Utter bollocks that , never gonna happen is it

It’s being reported that Man City could be deducted 60pts. No official confirmation yet but it is expected before the end of the season. If it does happen now they’ll end up last in the league and face relegation. I personally hope it doesn’t happen until next season if that ends up being the outcome.

@Mucomayy Fake

She screamed that her dog was still inside the house. I had to jump back in 🌊🐕

@MatchDCentral Bollocks

🚨💣‼️ Breaking: Reports claim Manchester City could face a 60-point deduction. If confirmed, they’d drop to the bottom of the table and be relegated. ❌ Final decision expected before the season ends.

@pepsi Coke and pizza

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@kevhonor I have no issue with you hammers , we can do both something here and send them down 😅

WE NEED TO BEAT WOLVES. SUNDERLAND NEED TO BEAT SPURS. WE GO ABOVE SPURS. THEN ITS IN OUR HANDS GOING IN THE LAST 6 GAMES SPURS GO DOWN.

@daremarket 358

the number was 427. nobody got it. let's run it back: $200 double or nothing. guess a number between 1 and 1,000

@footballfunnys You on crack?

Biggest clubs in each region of the UK…