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@oliverstedman I don't really like football but for you I will smile 😘

This is freaking hilarious! 🤣🤣

Today, U.S. Senator Tim Sheehy dragged a Marine veteran out of a room while he was peacefully protesting the war against Iran, possibly breaking his arm. RETWEET if you think Sheehy is a disgrace!

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES 😂😂👌🏻 The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!!

First look at Trump's reaction to the SCOTUS decision on tariffs.

This is genuinely terrifying

Game of Thrones: The Ending You Wanted to See

Winter Olympics in the Pub❄️🥶That’s a sport I could get behind 🍺🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who is the genius who made this….

Karma really exist 😂 😂

Thank you #bluebellinn #wentridge lovely food as always ❤️

After their 11th child, A Rochdale couple decided that enough was enough as they could not afford a larger flat. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, is to go home, get a banger, light it, and put it in a beer can then hold the can up to your ear, and count to 10. The rochdalian said to the doctor, I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a banger in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me. Trust me, "said the doctor. So, the man went home, lit a banger, and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand..... This procedure also works in Oldham, Parts of North and South Manchester, And certain parts of Yorkshire too....... 🤣🤣🤣

I love making this dish it is one of my favourites 😍 I have added different meat and fish to the sauce and it's amazing 😉

All the best @njohnrodwell

All the best @clarke_mtc

I was minding my own business quietly suing Strictly because I got the lowest ever vote share in a public vote, so it was clearly a leftist coup… and the next thing Bosh… my oversized skull turned into a massive helmet’ Thomas Skinner

Would like to thank #hodgsonelectrical #askern #mossroad #doncaster for their help and service today 💗

@KitchenSanc2ary It's one of my favourite recipes that I cook😘

If you love Wagamama Firecracker Chicken you’re going to love this recipe! This is my copycat version of that tasty stir fry – tender chicken, crunchy veggies and  few HOT chillies in a lip-smackingly good sweet and spicy sauce. #foodie #recipe #stirfry kitchensanctuary.com/firecracker-ch…

Brilliant service from Jason #barkerscurtaincorner #doncaster

Probably a bit late to the party but wanted to say how much we loved #1883 #1923 seasons 1 & 2 and all the seasons of #yellowstone looking forward to the sequel's

Quiche 😍