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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ the flying rodents car . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ You know how much I love blueprints to something important- ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ How many members of the court do you suppose there are? ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Yes , well , as I was saying ; ⠀⠀ I'm plenty sure you're busy , but I want you to know that I have hostages . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ shouldn't be saying that in the city you live , officer , because it *can . ⠀⠀ Should I yap your ear off . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Let's blow that meter , sky high then . I know you have a limit . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ For a man not much older than myself , your old age is really getting to you . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Aww , now aren't you a dull creature . ⠀⠀

watch it.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Oh I promise that I will , for your horror towards enlightenment will be payment ⠀⠀

rough day?

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ WHAT can I say , an advocate for the ruthless yet intelligent . ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ looks better in purple , I must say , so double the intelligence just makes up for it . ⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝙚𝙝𝙝, 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙫'𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙮 . . 𝙬𝙚'𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨. 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙞𝙣, 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙛𝙞𝙭 𝙂𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙢. 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪. ⠀ ⠀

and a gas leak at gotham laboratories … and a robbery blocks away … i slipped a coupon for a spa day on your desk.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙩. 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣' 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙨. ⠀ ⠀

well — you can say that. arkham’s alarm got tripped three minutes ago.