Maggie

I’m good fam 😌

@oceanfearer Lmao

Went to an Easter party at my partner’s friend’s today. Our friend has a very precocious 6 year old who was holding a bunny balloon, and when I said my baby was looking at it and she goes “Oh, this is mine. Hey mom can we put it in the car?” Obsessed with that diva.

@kaysircapalot One of my fav parts of being married 🤪 hang in there!! You got thissss

I can’t wait to not be planning a wedding

Not a KitKat heist

Today at church everyone said “Thanks be to God” and a baby said “Dog? Dog. DOGGG!! DOGGGggGgGgg!!!!!”

Omgg he loves his duckies soooo bad

Husband just made a “joke” about finishing off the tub of Tillamook Cookies n Cream last night. In what world is that funny

"This is for Charlie Kirk, Potter"

We were planning a May trip to Ireland before we found out I’m pregnant so we postponed. Just found this screenshot and now I’m crying bc I want to go to there

Baby girl is loving it too damn she is kicking the crap out of me

I just had a lavender cream cold foam iced chai from Starbucks and as a non fun drink getter …. Damn that was tasty.

@oceanfearer I ordered this yesterday heheeehehe

Now, where the hell was this kind of fit from Old Navy when I was sweating my huge jugs off pregnant in the middle of the summer? 🙄

@jerseymikes I did it was so good 💖

please get jersey mike's today

Rocky I would watch you sleep for 20 years and I would die for you

@mattchinthis I hear ya! Any products you/your wife would say are 100% worth it?

@maggswagger 90% of it is a scam There is literally a product out there for any possible “inconvenience” you could run into

The baby industry may be more of a scam than the wedding industry….. what does my baby even actually need…… and how will I know what works until she’s here….

@mynameishiner Omg this is so helpful 💖 feel free to dm but did you get a wearable pump or do you think I’ll be good w just the spectra?

@maggswagger Baby bouncer so you can set the baby down. Lots of pajamas. Prepare for blowouts. Boppy pillow was probably the reason I figured out how to nurse. Diapers 🤷‍♀️. Snoo is probably a scam but kinda loved it.

Researching baby products be like LoolaBaby V2 Travel System with foldable pramette and cup holder (patent pending) And it’s $1700 and you have to get a new one after a year

@Feliciajo94 Omg???

Yo so it’s really fucking weird to be sending me messages “I’ll always think about when we hooked up” (7 years ago and actually nothing happened because he was too drunk) when telling me they’re happy for me getting engaged like that’s psychotic

@emilyjobot I’m in love w tully

i told Tully that he’s famous now and he’s extremely unimpressed. send more whipped cream pls

@THEREALMATYI Hahahahha all I could think about. Thanks for nothing ya fckn idiot (Trump not u)

@maggswagger Groceries, I’ve heard people call them groceries..

Just paid 11.09 for a pound of ground beef