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@WorkElizab No no no no!

I found this beautiful hutch at a garage sale last weekend It really came home with me. Should I paint it?

@Motherhoodspx It needs some fairy lights that shine down through the glass.

Coolest cake ever

@Ajain112 If they look enough alike, they could. My brothers are identical twins and could probably use each other's IDs.

A person born as a twin can roam around the world on their twins passport right?

@EODHappyCaptain My cat knows hands are for petting but thinks my feet are attacking him even if I'm just trying to stroke his back with my foot like I would my hand. It doesn't make sense, it's the same movement, just different body part.

Does my dog think it’s disrespectful when I use my foot to pet her, or does she think it’s just another paw?

This guy is terrible on several levels

@BellaBaddie__ Absolutely

Be honest for a second: could you travel alone for a month with no friends, no partner, just you?

@MbarkCherguia Lava. And it was the best thing ever. I wish they would bring them back.

What temperature did these used to get served at?

@joohunit Why would it be weird? If you think you would both enjoy it, I think it's great that you would go together. My mom and I don't live close by right now but when we did, we used to always do stuff together like movies and whatnot.

I deleted my previous tweet, but do y’all think it’s weird for a 29 year old to bring their mom to a concert with them? 😭 Like, I genuinely find it fun to take her and she enjoys the concerts, but I lowkey don’t have anyone else to go with

@uniquemoviemom Note to self: if I ever become a sniper, wear elbow pads.

Elbows gave it away because sniper lean on their elbows when shooting and without padding

@amaranthdahlia Why is that suprising? If their gender is not identical then they aren't identical twins. I mean, it's right there in the name.

finding out identical twins can never be the opposite sex is news to me LMAO

@Matt_Pinner Because it's a shitshow

If aliens exist, why haven't they visited Earth? 🤔

@nikutaberuru That's one of the problems we have - a lot of people own guns but aren't properly trained to use them, let alone store them properly.

アメリカは銃社会だけど アメリカに住んでいる人たちは 銃を撃つ訓練をしたりするの？

@MysterySolvents We celebrate...then we mourn what is going to happen with President Vancy Pants

What happens when Trump dies?

@Matt_Pinner When a helicopter and plane love each other very much and get married...

Please can someone explain what’s going on here? 🤔

@gggirl924 I think it's regional but possibly also generational. My parents were born in MI (1943) and MA (1935) so I grew up with words like pocketbook, davenport, etc.

Is this really a jersey thing?🤔

@atrupar He would know

Trump: "Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon. They are lunatics, and you can't put nuclear weapons in the hands of a lunatic."

@ronsterd89 Dead pens

Name one item every junk drawer must have to be a real junk drawer

@m_takewaka No, not all showerheads are fixed. But if you have one that is, you can still wash your butt other ways.

アメリカのシャワーヘッドって、ほぼ固定式なの。なんでなんだろ🤔 日本のみたいにホース式じゃないとお尻洗えないじゃん！アメリカ人はちゃんとお尻洗ってるの？🤣

@theliamnissan Joseph Liam Nissan?

@BhattiLaib9960 I would try different techniques to get the kitten to stop jumping on the table. If that fails, get rid of the boyfriend.

Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?