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@mayeesq

Esq. Poet. // I Hope You Leave Here With More Questions Than Answers. #COYG!

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Grumpy Grandpa
Grumpy Grandpa@mayeesq·
When I still smoked, we had this spot around Garki marrket where we lit up. Myself, Fred, Leke & 'Vlad'. We were rolling up to smoke per usual one time when Leke suddenly said he felt wet all over like he had just taken a bath. He kept saying his shorts were soaked but we could-
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DGov
DGov@omoluabi1sq·
When doing business in the UK, local government wrote me a thank you letter for employing 5 people. By the time I was employing 20-30 people, I was getting a letter from the Prime Minister. In Nigeria, the only business the government has with the young people is tax, the support system is terrible”. - Peter Obi
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
I won't be surprised if nothing is done to clear the suspicions of the general public about the INEC chairman. I won't.
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Bolaji Abdullahi
Bolaji Abdullahi@BolajiADC·
PRESS STATEMENT FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ADC Releases Updated Convention Committee Lists The African Democratic Congress (ADC) has released the updated lists of its Convention Committee and Subcommittees ahead of its forthcoming national convention. In a statement issued by the National Publicity Secretary, Bolaji Abdullahi, the party said the update is aimed at strengthening coordination and ensuring a smooth and credible convention. The ADC urged all committee members to discharge their responsibilities with diligence and called on stakeholders to support the process. Signed, Mallam Bolaji Abdullahi National Publicity Secretary African Democratic Congress (ADC)
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SoL
SoL@SoL_TFD·
URGENT & PRIVATE To: Professor Joash Amupitan (SAN), Office of the Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Abuja, Nigeria. Subject: NOTICE OF LEGAL IMPLICATIONS REGARDING DENIAL OF DIGITAL ASSETS AND THE RISKS OF PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE. Sir, This correspondence serves as a formal observation and a strategic warning regarding your office’s recent public denials concerning the ownership of specific social media accounts and linked financial identifiers. While the use of defensive offenses such as threatening the arrest of citizens who point out digital footprints may offer a temporary shield in the media, it is creating a catastrophic legal liability for you as a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) and a public servant. 1. The Forensic Trap. Why Denial is Not a Defense. In the digital age, a denial of ownership is an invitation for forensic discovery. The public space has already identified links between the account in question and your personal email, phone number, and an OPay account. A. KYC Integrity Banking institutions like OPay operate under strict Know Your Customer (KYC) mandates. If a subpoena is issued, the disclosure of the BVN and NIN used to verify that account will provide irrefutable proof of ownership. B. Subpoena to Tech Giants. Should this matter reach a court of competent jurisdiction, a request for your IMEI log-in history from X (formerly Twitter) will reveal whether the account was accessed from your personal or official mobile devices. 2. Legal Consequences. Perjury and Misleading the State. By claiming the account is a cyber attack and prompting your office to threaten arrests, you are moving from a PR crisis into a criminal territory. A. Giving False Information. Under Nigerian law, using the machinery of the State (the Police) to investigate a crime you know to be a fabrication is a punishable offense. B. Perjury. If these denials are eventually sworn to in an affidavit or presented as testimony in any election tribunal or civil suit, the resulting conviction for perjury would mean the automatic loss of your license as a SAN and your permanent disqualification from public office. 3. International Litigation & The ECOWAS Court. While you may feel shielded by local judicial dynamics, international courts operate beyond the reach of executive interference. A. The ECOWAS Court. This body has consistently ruled against the use of state power to harass citizens over digital expressions. A suit filed here would not just target you, but would expose the Nigerian State to international embarrassment and hefty fines, for which you would be held personally and professionally responsible. B. International Reputational Blacklisting. As a law professor, you are aware that global legal bodies and monitoring groups track such controversies. This saga threatens to turn a storied academic career into a textbook example of digital-era integrity failure. 4. Recommendation for Damage Control. By continuing this path of aggressive denial, you are destroying the very integrity you seek to protect. The threat to arrest citizens is perceived globally as an admission of guilt through intimidation. We strongly advise a pivot toward transparency. The digital footprints are already in the public domain; no amount of local police interference can erase the data held on servers in San Francisco or the cloud-based ledgers of OPay. The path you are on leads to removal from office, criminal conviction, and a permanent stain on your legal legacy. Be so guided. Your best option is to resign now. Comrade, IG Wala. 12/04/26 Cc: The Nigerian Bar Association (Legal Practitioners’ Disciplinary Committee). The Code of Conduct Bureau (CCB). International Bar Association (Human Rights Institute).
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The Ilaje Sultan 🫅
One major struggle for some Obidients in the South West is this, their entire family leans APC, with maybe one or two uncles enjoying government appointments. Be like me. Criticise APC openly on your WhatsApp status. When they see you, they’ll already know where you stand, they’ll call you Obidient and smile. The moment they start that “what will Obi do differently” conversation, shut it down immediately. Don’t let them drag you into doubt, that’s how they try to turn you into a fence sitter. Stay clear, stay firm. Note - I am not making a case for Fence sitters o.
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"I wonder if you think Obi will perform magic if he wins" - the classic one liner of a fence sitter. Ehn. Let him win. Absolute shitheads who don't understand the instant positive outlook the country gets, to not be (at least) led by a thief - one with a clean bill.

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Sadam
Sadam@ArcSadam·
“My son Liam has not lacked anything since his father Mohbad passed away because of his friends Bella Shmurda and Seyi Vibez. They have been the ones paying for his school fees at one of the most expensive schools in Lagos, giving us allowances, renting a house for us, and buying him everything he needs. Bella still takes Liam to school with his own children when he is in Nigeria, and I really appreciate him for that. I thank God my husband had good friends like Bella and Seyi Vibez.” — Mohbad’s wife, Wunmi, speaks out!
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NEFERTITI
NEFERTITI@firstladyship·
Dada Olusegun: SA to the President. Dada Olusegun: SA to INEC Chairman. 😅🤧😅
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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo·
"I'm not convinced about Peter Obi" Alaye. FUCCCCCCCCCCK OFF! Just know that there's a long line of slaves waiting before "Special Assistantship" reaches you. Your ancestors like Nsogbu & unleavened baba suwe are still collecting 20K per month.
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Shehu Gazali Sadiq
Shehu Gazali Sadiq@Shehu478392·
Someone said she converted to Christianity and left Christianity back again to islam, because all Christians do is sing and dance, there's no proper worship. 😂😂 Well, in islam, worship is following set of rituals and rules, facing a particular direction(Ka'abba), and speaking a particular language five times daily. But in Christianity worship is your life, your body, spirit and soul. You worship God in spirit and truth. You present your body as a living sacrifice to God. God dwells in you so you worships God continually without break. Your entire life is worship. No rigid rituals or rules to follow. No time set for worship. No specific language for worship. No particular direction to face. Worship is a continuous lifestyle.
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The Odin
The Odin@TheOdin_II·
My children want to finish me with calls 😄 They don’t care if I’m driving, working, or sleeping. They just want to talk to daddy. And honestly, they give me so much joy. Even when I’m very busy, as long as my phone is with me, I try to pick. Then I hear, “Daddy, why are you not picking my calls? I’ve been calling you!” Ah… my sweet kids, don’t be angry. Daddy is out here working to take care of you. Then my girl asked, “Daddy, what should I buy for you?” My boy quickly said, “Let’s buy daddy groundnut!” 😂 The girl said, “No, let him tell us what he wants joor.” So I told them I like shoes. My girl added, “We will add ice cream.” Sorry my dear, daddy doesn’t like ice cream but I can have it since it’s from you.😄 These children… they really make me feel complete. 🤷‍♂️
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Morris Monye
Morris Monye@Morris_Monye·
Sometimes, the enemy of your enemy is not your friend. Nigeria is currently threatening to be overrun by jihadist extremist. Your new friends are sympathetic to Hezbollah, Hamas, Ansar Allah etc.
Biggest Mack@Big_Mck

At the Iranian Embassy yesterday to pay my condolences to the people of Iran over the assassination of their former Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, I kept thinking about some acquaintances who no longer relate with me because of my strong anti-imperialist stand. Not going to lie, I feel sad whenever I remember ties that have been unnecessarily severed over misjudgments. To be honest, I don't have any ill intentions towards anyone. On the contrary, I actually want the best for everyone. Nothing I do is anchored in self-interest, which is why I did not go the popular route. It's more beneficial (especially, financially) if one decides to invest their online energy in peddling “our leaders are bad” “corruption is killing us” “America come and save” “there is a problem with black people” and everything along those lines. You will get clicks, likes, impressions, and maintain mutuals. Even the western controlled platforms themselves will boost you. There is not a single person on this platform, influencer or decision maker, I have ever DM'd for personal reasons, or in the hope that they plug me in. It has always been professional, unless I’m contacted first. And I'm probably the only person on this platform that can say this. I could have pursued relationships with everyone that matters, because I have the connections. I’m literally a product of the Nigerian broadcast media industry. I know everyone I need to know. I could be arranging podcast slots, TV, blogs and everything. But I didn't. For not pursuing these familiarities, I actually ended up attracting blackballing by many blogs and influencers. I have evidence of blogs rejecting paid ads from third party because of my imprint. There is no way I can examine this to conclude that I chose my path for selfish reasos. It is purely ideological. And I'm not even a slave to my ideology. If you can convince me that Western intervention, Western-approved democracy or imported religion is not hindering Africa’s progress, or how the opposite can practically bring about true freedom and economic progress for Africa, I will abandon my path and follow you. If the Kissinger Report of 1974 wasn't real and playing out exactly how America planned for Nigeria to be a failed state, I will follow. If America did not facilitate the regime change of 2015 that ushered in Buhari, and ultimately, Tinubu, to destroy Nigeria’s economy, I would dust my pouch and follow you. If America had not destroyed Libya and worsened the living conditions of its people for no reason other than cheap oil and preventing Africa’s unity, I would not have been on this path. I can give a million and one examples, if intended to turn this into a textbook, but you can explore many more of them yourself. They are real, available and verifiable. For the sake of this continent, time’s running out, you really need to familiarise yourself with the evil that is the West, and why continued alliance will continue to hinder our progress as a people. As I mentioned earlier, I could have been bigger than I am, because I have the capacity. I am one of the fastest-growing (organic) accounts out here, despite not aggressively soliciting for the growth. Which brings me to this conclusion: the real MVPs are those who support me, because they literally have no reason to. I haven't made it easy to be loved, but they do anyway. I appreciate and do not take it for granted. I want everywhere to be good. I want everyone to be good. That's why I'm in this. Thank you.

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Sani Suleman Isah
Sani Suleman Isah@sani_suleman_·
Further to my communication earlier this morning, i wish to inform the general public of my defection to ADC, consultation is on as to when we shall be obtaining our membership card. Well wishers and supporters will be communicated as to the time and venue for the registrations. Thank you and God bless. — Hon Aminu Suleiman Goro
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Hon Henry Shield
Hon Henry Shield@HonShield·
Look at Ghana……. Look at freaking Ghana!
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SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬
SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬@n6oflife6·
This Senior Cultist that was Openly murdered in his Car at Iponri last Night is going to make that Whole Environment down to Surulere very Hot this Period. These young guys need to Just focus on getting Money and Chilling. What are all these unnecessary Killings for? 😢💔🇳🇬
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Oiza
Oiza@Steadi_lady·
I saw a video of someone wearing PPE to enter a house bcos the house ceiling was made with asbestos. Apparently, inhaling asbestos can cause lung cancer & other serious diseases. Many countries have banned it, but it’s still being used to build houses in Nigeria. No regulatn!💔
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DaSuKi
DaSuKi@chukaobi·
“The Khomeini GOVERNMENT”. Specific roles of Khamenei under the Khomeini Dictatorship (1979–1989): • President of Iran (1981–1989) — He was elected after earlier presidents faced impeachment or assassination (in the context of terrorist attacks targeting the IRP). He served two terms while Khomeini was still Supreme Leader. • Member of the Revolutionary Council — He was appointed to this influential body right after the revolution, which helped shape the early Islamic Republic. • Deputy Minister of Defense and Khomeini’s representative on the Supreme Defense Council. • Brief command of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC). • Supervisor of the IRGC (for a short period). • Founding member and key figure in the Islamic Republican Party (IRP), which dominated early politics and helped consolidate clerical power. • Tehran Friday Prayer Leader (appointed by Khomeini), a highly visible and influential position. See the attached screenshots as well. YOU CANNOT EXTRICATE OR SEPARATE KHAMENEI FROM KHOMEINI.
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Mayowa A. Balogun@Sweeegu

These are not the same people by the way. I know the names are similar but you must understand they are not the same

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SERAP
SERAP@SERAPNigeria·
BREAKING: We've urged President Bola Tinubu to direct @bosuntijani , Minister of Communications, Innovation and Digital Economy, and the Management of both the Nigerian Communications Satellite Ltd (NIGCOMSAT) and the Nigerian Nuclear Regulatory Authority (NNRA) to account for and explain the whereabouts of the alleged missing or diverted ₦2.9 billion of public funds from NIGCOMSAT and NNRA.   We also urged him to direct Mr Lateef Fagbemi, SAN, the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice and anti-corruption agencies to investigate the alleged missing or diverted funds, and any other diverted public funds from the two agencies documented in previous annual reports by the Auditor-General. Anyone suspected to be responsible should face prosecution as appropriate, if there is sufficient admissible evidence, and any missing or diverted public funds should be fully recovered and remitted to the treasury.   The grave allegations are documented in the latest annual report published by the Auditor-General on 9 September 2025. These allegations, involving critical public institutions, represent a grave violation of the public trust and a fundamental breach of Nigeria’s anti-corruption laws and international obligations. Accountability in NIGCOMSAT and NNRA is critical given their strategic roles in Nigeria’s digital economy and national safety systems. Mismanagement in these agencies not only wastes scarce public resources but also threatens national development, technological progress, and public safety.   Read more: bit.ly/4mrRZCS
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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo·
I don't know if you know: But since Bola stole the Presidency in 2023, he has only visited 14 Nigerian States. 13 were political events. In fact, he has visited 24 countries. More countries than Nigerian states. Peter Obi has visited all. God will punish all of you seh.
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo

I genuinely don't know what else Peter Obi has to do to convince you idiots - let's assume your obvious suffering isn't enough. Has ran a "parallel govt" since '23. Funding schools, hospitals, visited all 36 states. Even if Obi is pretending, he'd have been tired by now.

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