Matt Bridge

@davidbessis next up, getting a billion dollars in VC funding because we've just proved you can derive all natural numbers using JUST the number 1

If you've built a crappy AI startup with no scientific basis whatsoever, you should raise money with Menlo Ventures, they are clueless about math.

@justinsuntron lmao

I have always been an ardent supporter of President Trump and his crypto friendly policy. As an early supporter who invested heavily in World Liberty Financial, I did so because I believed in the vision that was presented to the public: a decentralized finance platform that would promote financial freedom, remove intermediaries, and bring the benefits of DeFi to mainstream Americans. What was never disclosed — to me or to any investor — is that World Liberty embedded a backdoor blacklisting function in the smart contract used to deploy WLFI tokens. This function gives the Company unilateral power to freeze, restrict, and effectively confiscate the property rights of any token holder, without notice, without cause, and without recourse. This is the opposite of decentralization. This is a trap door marketed as an open door. I denounce the ongoing token scandals by the bad actors at WLFI. I am the first and single largest victim, as a result of their wrongful blacklisting of my WLFI token wallet back in 2025, that violates basic investor rights and blockchain principles of fairness. Every action taken by the WLFI team to extract fees from users, to secretly implant backdoor controls over user assets, to freeze investor funds without disclosure or due process, and to treat the crypto community as a personal ATM — all of these actions are illegitimate and were never authorized by any fair, transparent, or good-faith community governance process. The governance votes cited to justify these actions were not conducted through a fair or transparent process. Key information was withheld from voters, meaningful participation was restricted, and the outcomes were predetermined. These votes do not represent the will of the community — they represent the will of those who designed them. These actions have nothing to do with me. They have nothing to do with the investors who believed the promises this project made. We oppose every one of these actions in the strongest possible terms. The WLFI team’s actions erode trust in the project. Unlock the tokens and uphold transparency for the community. Let’s build with integrity, not misconduct.

@dburbach Also this meme doesn't even make sense here; the object being shown off is literally the glasses on her face with a specific reflection lmao but I guess that's too nuanced for his target demographic who can't view images of women without the lens of an overtly sexualized AI edit

Imagine being a STEM student hoping for a space job, lucky enough to see a Moon launch, and Elon Musk himself shits on you to 200 million followers to earn clicks from his incel army. Imagine being richest man on Earth, and needing to do that.

@TheWapplehouse Viscerally disturbing

@TheWapplehouse 「ミスター」として知られる獣

日本の友よ、この異邦の悪魔に、自らの流儀を明かしてはならぬ。この獣は、ただお前たちの生活様式を乱すことのみを求め、行く手にあるすべてを破壊し尽くすのだから。

@jdcmedlock shocked_pikachu.jpg or something idk anymore

Ah well, nevertheless…

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

wow conservative figurehead "try to say the most heinous psychopathic shit" challenge, i guess

@nickelpin neat if it's an NDIR CO2 sensor and not just an guesstimate based on VOCs

IKEA's new ALPSTUGA is an incredibly affordable CO₂ AND particle sensor (PM2.5)! Friendly round design to resemble a clock, and yes, can also tell the time. A mere £25. The TIMMERFLOTTE is a separate puck for temperature / humidity. £5.

@UofOklahoma astounding

Statement from the University of Oklahoma:

@kenklippenstein surprised pikachu dot jpeg

Update: Speaker Johnson says he has "national security" concerns about releasing the Epstein files x.com/kenklippenstei…

@TheWapplehouse this makes me uncomfortable

just paid $2.37 for a 24pc

@CantEverDie Sent from my iPhone

@dieworkwear @mjskay "Carved. By a very talented person who hit the start button on an industrial CNC mill."

.@mjskay points out that this appears to be a $40 stock font and the kerning is off. trump claims it's "carved," but that term gives the impression of hand craftsmanship. more likely it's machined.

@vxunderground and soon taskmgr.exe is going to be at the top of everyone's recommendations

Microsoft states Windows 11 file explorer will now feature "recommendations". These recommendations will be from previous things you've opened locally or from the cloud I have no idea what this means. I have no idea who would want this

how about a 200-year mortgage. who gives a shit

@SecScottBessent lmao

We are approaching America’s Golden Age under President Trump. Jobs are booming, inflation is falling, and Main Street and Wall Street will rise together in an era of Parallel Prosperity.

so many very normal and very sane reactions to Mamdani winning tonight

@RepOgles wow the edgiest of edgelords thank you sir

WAKE UP NEW YORK!

@TheWapplehouse he's kinda doing his own take on neville chamberlain's "peace for our time"

Ahhh yes, threatening a famously stubborn and confrontational city into voting for you. Great strategy, Andrew.