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@karenfthompson 😂

@minimum989 Blimey, he’d have to get up at 3.30am to do that most mornings 🤪🤪

Okay I need some advice please you Twits .. Hungry husband has brought me a cup of tea in bed .. What does this mean ..!!!!!! A.. he’s broke something .. B.. He’s brought another bloody motorbike .. C..He’s eaten everything downstairs and is delaying me finding out .. D…. Over to you lot ..??

@james_xond Oh yes. We get them every time we hire a car in Spain

Trying to prove a point: Could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now?

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@JamesMelville Butter! Then jam then cream 😋

The Great Scone Debate: Jam or clotted cream first?

@karenfthompson Sadly no, they were much bigger and lasted so much longer. It’s made in the Far East nowadays

@minimum989 Oh , do they not

My grandmothers house was a “ Lux “ soap house , Because it was advertised as a beauty bar .. My aunty Kathy in London used “ Imperial Leather..” I couldn’t wait to go and stay with her .. And would forever be washing my hands and face …. Ahhhh the smell of a happy childhood…

@sharrond62 There’s one bus a day where I live. Takes school kids in at 8.15 and comes back at 4.15. I can’t live my life around that. I need a car to go to shops, Dr, anywhere

This government utterly despises motorists… these policies hit those living outside of big cities the most. It’s not possible or feasible for everyone to take public transport or live in London. Or have a paid for second home!

Farmers and local farm shops are using social media to sell their food. Supermarkets pay them pittance for their food and a vindictive government punishes them. So they are taking the matter into their own hands and trying to sell direct via social media. Support our farmers.

For the millionth time … media!!! No trans athlete is banned. They just need to play with others of the same sex as them. A male does not qualify for a category for females, anymore than an 17yr old qualifies for the under 10s

@davelackie That’s perfect for sensitive little me ❤️

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@Matt_Pinner BIG NO!

To the women who are on this app, be honest Are you OKAY with a man claiming to be a woman using the ladies room if you're in there? 🤷🤔

@karenfthompson I do not eat Cadbury’s any more, it’s changed beyond recognition and not for the better sadly

@karenfthompson Never a dull moment in a village 😁

Oh my days, oh my days, oh my days… I heard Hungry Husband shouting from the garden. “ Oliver is here. Oliver is coming.” So i ran out thinking middle son was here with my Easter eggs And I heard “ Oliver “ the steam engine from the neighbouring village of Bardwell coming down the lane… What a beautiful sight.. The things people are doing these days to save on petrol 🤭🤭 I love my village life …♥️ And I got a toot toot ..!!!

@karenfthompson Happy Easter! The only chocolate eggs are the tiny ones I snuck in the cupboard and am now eating while my husband is out on his 35k bike ride 🐣. Oh and the ones I bought the grown up kids but they already have them

Happy Easter Sunday My Twits …🐣

@jet2tweets As we’re usually on the way to Spain, we would get prepared with a Spanish Tapas box💃🏻

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@karenfthompson Rich tea or a digestive

So I’m up early on my last day off … The sun is shining, The birds have been fed and are tweeting like mad .. I have a cup of tea and a Dutch spiced biscuit.. I am the dunking queen today .. So the big question of the day is .. Do you dunk ..? And what is your favourite dunking biscuit..?