Janie ☾

me and a slice of bread

sticking a fork in the toaster feels really good when nobody is there to tell you you can’t stick a fork in the toaster

people giving the weather forecast always looks so cool

haven’t had indigestion since being constantly kneaded by a cat

cat on my belly cat on my belly

@rac07or real

David Lynch is such a wacky character wish he didn't sign the Polanksi petition

@rac07or plz delete this i’m having the nightmares again

I deserve to get my shit sucked wonky style supreme

@rac07or been saying this for years

I'm just like Lorde

i miss my dog

@rac07or i am literally him

God I wish I was him

@rac07or please don’t do that !

i had a dream i lived on a roof

@Miss_Toppin @jasebyjason reports say the girl was walking to school when he offered her flowers, seems unclear if they were already together or not but she refused and he killed her. Debates are circulating over if it’s youth knife crime issue or a female violence issue ect

@jasebyjason This is very distressing. I got text about a stabbing in Croydon however did not realise that this was the scenario. What is going on?

@rac07or so mazzy star

I should be turned into dust

@rac07or i will pay you 75 pence to listen to the live in nyc album

@missingfingers I'm sure I would really like them if I listened to them I've just never really tried yet

If I get into Pavement I can be a real manipulator

@rac07or hi don’t do that!

Today I choose to not eat

@megabusuk jodie how to i claim a refund on this bus that doesn’t exist purchased through megabus for a whopping 41 odd quid because it’s a more than a bit silly

@missingfingers I believe the bus on this service should be a Snowdon's bus, we haven't had any reports of delay or cancellation ^Jodie