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DNI 👇👇👇 incelphobes quinnphobes birdphobes canadaphobes albertaphobes

You only think you like this because mediocrity has been the standard your entire existence

@futarch @moekaboobs @SRV_Ash_ Why are you yelling at me

@futarch @futuregames9 @SRV_Ash_ Do you like my new poem? Bitches be shopping They be shopping a lot When they hit the mall you know they don’t stop When she walks in the store the whole staff know her by name When she leaves the house I know my bank balance won’t be the same!

@futuregames9 @moekaboobs @SRV_Ash_ it's a fucking poem, of course it doesn't take every single individual man into account

lesbians once again proving they are the corniest people on earth

@Geopardiest @Bleplar_art So you’re saying that Lesbianism is less about loving women and more about not wanting to be in a relationship with a man due to past abuse. Also I thought people were “born this way”?

@moekaboobs @Bleplar_art that’s a misinterpretation of the statistic. It isn’t that lesbian relationships have higher abuse, it’s the individual lifetimes of those people who experience abuse. So like, maybe a person who became lesbian became homosexual because of the abuse experienced in heterosexuality

@op9no2bflat Corny abusive lesbian vs man

@moekaboobs Corny lesbian vs abusive man idk

@futarch @SRV_Ash_ Are lesbians capable of thinking about anything other than men for like five seconds? Of course not because that would require them to love women more than they hate men.

@moekaboobs @SRV_Ash_ wtf is wrong with this

@WACKTHEKIRK They are massively possessive even of fictional characters and get furious at even canonically straight characters being depicted as such.

lesbians online literally claim women and say their for the girls yall kinda do want to collect and own

Trump could fuck a dog to death on live TV and the best insult leftists could come up with for him would still be that he sort of looks orange I guess

Dudes will post their uncircumcised penis with a snapchat dog filter on it then talk about “fuuuuck I must be shadowbanned bro”

Sign that says “no trespassing, I’m tired of fucking the bodies”

How do I break the news to my cousin that she’s getting fat and I don’t find her hot anymore ://

@PaxMarcheur Completely depends if we’re talking about the assimilated ones or the fresh off the boat ones

canadian indian vs texan indian who would win

@mimipieen Do you fuck with six seven and funny moments?

this is me kinda

Tragic: novice spy is fooled by the classic “spy store” trap

@rithecutie Cuz we lit

whats with twitters recent obsession with canada bro

If I took a different route in life and ended up being some like queer tumblr person omg I would kin Peter griffin so bad. But fuck it. That’s life I guess. I just need to keep moving…

@iknaenmal Because I’m moekaboobs

@moekaboobs why would anyone care what a lesbiphobe thinks lmao

@berndsoft When you see my strawpage drawing for you you will feel better 😊

i had a nightmare 😭 😭😭😭😭😭