carson

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not to be confused with my favorite podcasts to listen to at work, which are beach too sandy water too wet, this might get weird, good hang, and that’s why we drink, and kathryn’s episodes of las culturistas and in bed with nick and megan

favorite work podcast

also i’m at work 90% of the time so i exist at very inconvenient hours but like… it’s part of my charm, i think

all this to say hi i’m not a creepy stalker weirdo bully liar whatever the fuck else. i’m simply a dumb bitch who writes about gay witches to cope with existing and would love to be friends with likeminded individuals 😭

i wish i was like… friends friends with some of my oomfs who i think are really cool, but i feel like the fandom is going to be approaching making friends a lot more cautiously after everything that’s happened. and that sucks major ass!!

@milfagatha oh my god??

will i ever finish this?? don’t know!!

rip 😔

divorce lawyer rio vidal probably

like idk!! i wish i was friends/closer with more of the fic writers and artists here!! and it’s very hard for me to organically make friends bc i am violently neurodivergent and idk how to do that!! but nooooooo, someone had to ruin that bc they’re a fucking freak 😭

the first fic in my personal email google docs is an unfinished mitchsen camping fic and i’m giggling

it’s 6am why am i lying awake an hour before i’m supposed to be praying to idk who that hollywood lets kathryn hahn kiss women again

it’s rio’s harness 😔

apple, i assure you that when i swipe to type—which is the majority of the time—i am NAWT trying to type agatha harness

lesbian misandrist agatha harkness is my favorite genre of agatha harkness

divorce lawyer agatha harkness probably

WEE WOO BITCH

so excited to make agatha a raging misandrist in this fic i'm working on

lowkey wanna turn my ngl link back on bc it was fun when i wasn't getting ignorant shit or spotify links

i WILL finish a chapter of one of my wips. i WILL be able to focus long enough to write more than 100 words at a time. i WILL publish something before pride month.