clarissa 🐡

bf post cuz i like him

OUR NEWEST SINGLE “never going back to toledo (ohio)” IS OUT ON STREAMING EVERYWHERE 👅 Come see us play the new stuff at our upcoming shows 😈 SUMMERFEST 6/19 @ 3:30PM U-Line Stage BEERS WITH BANDS FEST 7/18 ON TOUR W STEREOSITY and MELANCHOLY CLUB 7/21-7/26

@endofthesummr you are stronger than most

thinking abt the time the girl i was seeing said that one of my favorite bands was mid and all their fans were annoying and then a few months later she made a post for her new gf with one of their songs on it

i made friends with this beautiful spiny softshell mama laying her eggs today

prester john lovers speak up

i take it all back best venue in the world

being at the house of blues kills your soul

@1800fortnite whew thank god i can finally relax

chicago don’t worry i’ve got my eye on things

@equipment_ohio woohoo!!!

we didn't intend for the new album to be one of those "record on and off for a year" kinda albums but i think it's better off because of it. anyway it's getting finished next week :]

@tunaluvr95 this tweet really has changed things for me like you’re right

Two Jeremies and the girl got a boy name

@kylespinny awesome!!!

got promoted to INTERIM People & Building Safety Manager at UW Madison :) it's the job I've wanted for years now so fingers crossed this helps me actually get the position!! been a bit more busy so bear w me yall ily 🖤

kofi in my bio guys i want a bird feeder for my window

those people who say that the spongebob end credits used to scare them as kids are beyond saving really

Lookin for fossils with the sexy ass gorgeous momma of my kids

@endofthesummr stop was it joel

@mrworldwidest i went to drivers ed in ur town i really want to know if we had the same instructor bc this is some shit he would have done

when i was in drivers ed my instructor liked to talk to me about music and one time was like “you know, it doesn’t get any more nine inch nails than twenty one pilots.” i asked him what he meant so he played goner at full volume while i merged onto the freeway for the first time

@quartzmorrigan almost thought i was gonna have to take an oatmeal bath this week too HANG IN THERE!

happy pride everyone. i am having a severe allergic reaction on my entire body and i’m soaking in that oatmeal stuff that smells like a hospital

@adore_thesun rubs my big belly

@mrworldwidest i’m gonna rob u

i’m serious

kinda the best song ever music.apple.com/us/album/big-b…

why is no one talking about this?