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MyExplodedBrain

@myexplodedbrain

On Twitter since ‘09. My whimsical account. DC-based former govie for some unpopular agencies. Former bartender, to boot.

Washington, DC 参加日 Ocak 2019
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MyExplodedBrain
MyExplodedBrain@myexplodedbrain·
@CrookedMedia Does JD have the most punchable face in modern GOP politics? Should we have a March Madness style bracket for the most punchable faces? I always thought it was Grover Norquist but now I’m curious what the people have to say
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Jamie Walters, CAIA@JWalters314·
See the propaganda move? Make the image emotionally overwhelming, then pretend the only possible objection is hatred of America. Nobody has to pretend to be mad at a flyover. It looks cool. That is not the critique. The critique is that cool imagery is being used to launder the structure underneath it. The White House becomes the set. The military supplies the emotional force. UFC supplies the combat aesthetic. Paramount+ gets the paid stream. Trump-world and politically connected corporations get the branding halo. And then accounts like this say: if you notice the machinery, you must hate America. No. I like the flyover. I dislike fake patriotism that turns the country into ad inventory. This is Don Draper selling belonging after tribal sorting so the powerful concentrate more power. Working-class people are not props. Marines are not props. National monuments are not props. The issue is billionaires turning the White House into branded regime content, then hiding behind “the working class” when anyone notices the circus.
End Wokeness@EndWokeness

It must suck to have to pretend to be mad at this

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MyExplodedBrain
MyExplodedBrain@myexplodedbrain·
@the_fem_tm @emilykmay How any quote-un-quote man can find enjoyment in fucking a woman who is clearly not into it - “lying back and spreading” - is beyond me. Like, dude, that’s the saddest - and frankly *least* manly shit I’ve ever heard.
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J🇺🇸@the_fem_tm·
Physically it would not kill us. Emotionally and mentally it will make us hate you and associate having sex with you to something akin to doing housework while simultaneously having a gynecological exam.
Shrimp Trillionaire@fentanylbrownie

I don’t need to get into it as many married men have their own personal minefields to navigate in this regard but the only real response to these legitimately insane ideas is “Would it seriously kill you to just lie back and spread your legs for 10 minutes 2-3 times per week?”

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Washingtonian 🌸
Washingtonian 🌸@washingtonian·
Right next to Capital One Arena in Chinatown now sits the Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room, an exhibit that moved from New York to Washington this week, open through June 14. washingtonian.com/2026/06/09/eps…
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Durag Rebel@DuragRebel·
Do you guys ever hit balls on the range and find yourself genuinely confused as to how a golf ball can go so far off target?
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MyExplodedBrain@myexplodedbrain·
@TheRealHoarse Welcome back, Horse! Unless like many I follow you just hot buried by the algos and never left of course.
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The Hoarse Whisperer
The Hoarse Whisperer@TheRealHoarse·
So, I have a question for you readers out there… I just finished rereading one of my favorite books - A Moveable Feast by Ernest Hemingway. I just adore that book. Is there a book that occupies a particularly special place for you? A book that really stands out for you as particularly beloved…
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MyExplodedBrain@myexplodedbrain·
@lacherbauer @RahmEmanuel I appreciate the Chicago love, really. But huge security costs, half-booked hotels, and expensive tickets nobody is buying? The city has better uses of its budget. He prob made the right call, pragmatically speaking.
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Alexander Lacherbauer
Alexander Lacherbauer@lacherbauer·
A tragedy that Chicago isn't hosting a World Cup match. A golden opportunity to reintroduce the world to summertime Chi, gone. This is what @RahmEmanuel took from us. 32 years later, we can only look back at the past with nostalgia.
The New York Times@nytimes

From @TheAthletic: When he was Chicago's mayor, Rahm Emanuel made a decision that distinguished him from many peers: he said "no" to FIFA's 2026 World Cup. The way he saw it, he was being asked to take on all the risk, while FIFA took home the rewards.  nyti.ms/49Hi5wE

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MyExplodedBrain@myexplodedbrain·
@hicharliecotton I guess roving ATV gangs too specific to certain neighborhoods to get out of the sweet 16. Ditto motorcades.
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CHARLIE COTTON@hicharliecotton·
who’s ur champ?
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MyExplodedBrain@myexplodedbrain·
@smalls2672 @JackPosobiec Also, go ahead and pull the immigration status of those who fought and their parents. I’m putting the over / under at like 60% (either an immigrant or first gen American born to at least one immigrant).
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Boston Smalls
Boston Smalls@smalls2672·
@JackPosobiec Truth be told they actually fought fascist jerkoffs like yourself
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Jack Posobiec@JackPosobiec·
Our grandfathers didn’t fight WW2 for our towns and cities to be handed over to legions of migrants who hate us
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MyExplodedBrain@myexplodedbrain·
@Karen_Russell Translation: no ginormous protests by the great fans representing a city that despises him
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Karen Kenyatta Russell🍀@Karen_Russell·
No. Watch. Parties?! “A hard closure is expected around the entirety of Madison Square Garden. Officials are planning for no watch parties, no vehicle access and no pedestrian travel through the secured area, which sits in a busy part of Midtown Manhattan and is above a major transit hub. CBS New York reported that thousands of fans attended a pair of watch parties for Game 1 on Wednesday night.” Does that mean none of this?! #robot #fdt x.com/wale/status/20…
CBS News@CBSNews

No bags, no watch parties: Here's what to expect when President Trump attends the NBA Finals: cbsn.ws/4xbOWU7

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MyExplodedBrain@myexplodedbrain·
@mmpadellan And the live telecast needs to broadcast all of it. No cutting to commercial; no artificial fuzzing the volume (like when crowds are screaming “BULLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIT” after a bad call)
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️@mmpadellan·
I'm telling you right now, if trump doesn't find some common sense and stay the f*ck away from the Garden for Game 3, New York Knicks fans will boo so loudly, you will hear it from space. New York will NEVER forgive him if he jinxes the Knicks.
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MyExplodedBrain@myexplodedbrain·
@cityaestheticss It is a “how to” playbook for making a great place with natural splendor virtually unlivable
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City Aesthetics ⛩
City Aesthetics ⛩@cityaestheticss·
The Hampton Roads area should be a mega region. It has a major port, a beach, tourist areas, business centers, it’s in the sunbelt where everyone is moving to… But it feels completely forgotten on a national scale.
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MyExplodedBrain@myexplodedbrain·
@eat_dc What did Frank’s used to be can someone save me some googling
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Eat DC
Eat DC@eat_dc·
It's really bright outside, but you'd never know it in here. New bar Franks Wild Years (1345 S St NW) feels great. Just make sure to put on your sunglasses before stepping back outside.
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MyExplodedBrain@myexplodedbrain·
@SallyMayweather Wait what did this just show up in? Some show or something recently what am I thinking of????
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Sal the Agorist
Sal the Agorist@SallyMayweather·
22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer. He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property. Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊
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Lily Bloom
Lily Bloom@LilyInBloom3·
Master your chipping & pitching game with the penny drill to consistently hit one inch gap for better performance.
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