newbert

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newbert

@newbert2000

参加日 Temmuz 2022

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NOVASTAR@Leifdoe·20h

THREE HUMANS AND ONE CANADIAN WILL BE GOING TO THE MOON

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KJGD | Static🇨🇲🇪🇨@MightBeStatic·9h

It’s a nigga out here redownloading Fortnite for some tung tung sahur

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山内創@suymuc·21h

今朝身に覚えのない下記ポストが突然投稿され乗っ取りを疑い色々と調べていましたが、乗っ取りではなく昨年のエイプリルフールに悪ふざけで今年のエイプリルフール分を予約投稿した事を思い出しました。うんこは漏らしてません本当です信じて下さい。

山内創@suymuc

うんこ漏らしました

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社会のゴミ(24）@gomimasami·12h

エイプリルフールだからって、でたらめな嘘で大切な人を傷つけちゃダメだぞ。俺はさっききんたまがデカすぎて電車に乗れなかった。

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TWINKBLUDGEONING@BOYMENSTRUATION·6h

wiz khalifa girlcum weed OUT NOW👀👀👀👀👀

Khalifa Kush@khalifakush

Introducing: Protein Weed for gains in every gram 🏋🏾‍♀️💨📈 High performance. High results. 💪🏾

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patriachatpirat@patriachatpirat·10h

ich nuckel doch nicht an meinem Bier wie ein scheiss Hamster. Die Japaner haben wohl den Arsch offen

ViralRush ⚡@ViralRushX

Japan has created a beer glass designed to slow drinking, encouraging people to enjoy their beer at a leisurely pace.

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Xenogeers@Xeno_geers·5h

(mario galaxy movie spoilers) no wonder this movie's being panned by everyone what a bizzare track to put as your insert song 😭 what were they thinking???

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newbert@newbert2000·1h

@Saratobj @frasamarium @SpanielClover @ambontheza @notshalom_ also I don’t think she got the coalition upgrades yet with that bug juice

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I repost Art.@Saratobj·2h

@frasamarium @SpanielClover @ambontheza @notshalom_ Yeaaa I remember that. We gotta give her time to adjust to fighting higher level threats.

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i am@notshalom_·4h

dawg.

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Echo🐈@echoistrans·8h

what. thats just some flat fat fuck. where are the cats

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cens@censvstheworld·7h

First day of American High school as an Indian balding janitor

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kelsey@sexytwerp·8h

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⭑.ᐟ cher@wonmekie·11h

THE PROPORTIONS ARE SENDING ME ITS SOOO STUPID

모구모구🍄@ZZSSNNi

사실 티벳여우에는 또다른 비밀이 숨겨져있음 사람들이 얼굴이랑 비율만보고 사이즈가 늑대 비슷한줄 아는데… 사실 겁나 쪼꼬마함 소형견사이즈…

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Hush Fortnite Facts@hushfort·11h

*stuffs your face into my armpit* HAHA april fools! i got you g- h-hey wait, w-why are you sniffing? eep! *squirms* stop-mfgggh stop licking them that tickles hehe >_<

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