Niraj

this is my pinned post untill I get $

A guy in my gym lost 15kg in 3 months. Everyone wanted his workout plan. It was food poisoning.

@NewsAlgebraIND according to him, cow should walk with two legs only

"We never told schools to teach French and German; Make foreign languages a 4th language if you want to study" - Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan

@NalinisKitchen There's nothing wrong with it. If he can afford it and it makes him happy, that's completely his choice. Everyone has different priorities and ways of spending their money, and that's perfectly okay.

I went to the vegetable market, and this guy was sitting in his car with the windows closed, the engine running, and the AC on for 25 minutes, wasting fuel while waiting for someone who had gone inside the market to buy vegetables. These are bad habits. They were raised in such a way that they can’t even adjust for a few minutes.

The fastest way to lose weight is amputation.

Remote work is the biggest scam sold to Indian developer. You're not free. You're not living your best life. You're just cheap labour for US companies. They pay you ₹25-40 LPA. Meanwhile they pay their local developers 3-4 times more. No office means no visibility. No politics. No real promotions. No real equity. And you sit in a dark 2BHK. Back to back meetings all day. Your onsite batchmate is already making more than you.

@MayuriR47971392 what is Laxative @grok ??

@nirajxdev Sooooo... Laxative??

@404not_utkarsh mje mai bhi kr rha hun bs

@nirajxdev areyyy, sorry kyu bolra broo! mai masti kr raha bass🫠

People my age are building startups. Meanwhile, I'm making matar-paneer . p.s. don't judge (we don't have fancy setup)

@timneeraj thanks man :)

@nirajxdev Cool. Badiya vhai

@kishoretwt17 dekhunga raat mein bro

@nirajxdev Match deke mje kro

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🧿🧿

@gheepodidose @grok @grok answer

@nirajxdev @grok how can I get food poisoning for this purpose?

@DidwaniaShobhit same with me

@nirajxdev I am looking for how to gai.

@Adult_humorr dont be serious on sunday, bruh

@nirajxdev I was serious until food poisoning

@elonmusk what is going on there @grok ???

Problems in Paris

@desisigma that is why he is virat kohli , hehe

A cricket fact that will blow your mind 🤯

@Hi_Mrinal Chat David

BRUHHH 😭😭🤣🤣

@aShubhamz shaadi ka kya hua bhai ???

> born 5 years old > study hard > study harder 18 years old > get into college > study hard > study harder > study even harder 22 years old > get job > work hard > work harder > work even harder 60 years old > retire > spend old age remembering childhood > uninstall

@ArunimaGanguly2 i am in top, yeah

69% of my audience is from india. that's the highest, followed by nigeria, pakistan, usa and bangladesh. time to share yours.

@myentireself idli sambhar

Do you like idli with Chatni or sambar??