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@novusolus How whimsical it would be to die on the warpath in one’s own backyard, becoming again like a child at play

I think a civil war would be fun.

Mom found the scream pillow and made me throw it away for its “inauspicious, cursed aura”

“I beg to differ.” “I beg to repeat.”

@35yearoldfriend Im sorry mario

There are so many lost people begging for direction it makes me sad

@rape_monster Hate wins. Indifference wins. Being nothing wins.

@noidedmoid No

this is what my girlfriend looks like and she cuts herself and eats all my oreos and has a meltdown when I ask her to clean up or do the dishes

@__blackblood Me if my reclusiveness were endearing instead of off-putting and terrible

Zero slavic DNA btw

Got a haircut and was reminded that the shorter my hair is, the more slavic I look

@crankhart Obscenely cute

Get me

@crankhart He’s the third old testament beast. Behemoth has the land, Leviathan has the seas, Big Bird has the skies

@noidedmoid Hes biblically evil

Why is big bird the only identifiable animal on sesame street. Everyone else is an incomprehensible shaggy critter. He doesn’t even belong there. He’s never sat right with me

@NewSweezyite This channel does some good readings: youtu.be/HnaPQWLSugM?si…

anyone have any favorite theory/philosophy audiobooks? I got a first worlder computer job and need something other than podcasts

@crankhart I don’t like how he’s staring listlessly into the void. Like he’s about to do something bad

He has such a dark spirit

I can barely lift my arm to delete my dumb tweets

@goopshawty21 I would bet my life I can quote every section of tractatus he’s read in under 20 seconds. All 2 of them

this is possibly the biggest cope in philosophical history. Grow up.

@beverlymantle1 It even has the part about grooming teenagers (Sartrian praxis)

@noidedmoid I'm pretty sure that you can more efficiently grok existentialism by getting really drunk and watching American Beauty.

Boil them

@JungeToerless As in me. I did that.

@JungeToerless We gotta kill him too. Even the choice of vodka is LARP. Real dysfunction humanities grads drink Smirnoff like water

@FormDeterminer @reg_pepe This plus Thomas Bernhard’s take that it’s embarrassing to die after 50

@reg_pepe @noidedmoid The average age of a sensitive young man is mid 40s this is true

I may have gotten a little carried away

@beverlymantle1 “wait you like Anaïs Nin AND Sylvia Plath? Woah… I know this Camus-reading dweeb who’d LOVE to go thrifting for ill-fitting dress clothes with you (like a real bohemian! So cool!)