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Statement from the Premier.

@aflwomens @glbastiani Marcus Bontempelli had a “sire joint” 😬 Amateurs spell check. Be professional. #AFL

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@TheCricketerMag @huwzat He dampened English bowling for years. Ordinary overseas. Maybe you should think what would have happened to Chris Woakes if he ever got the new ball? Maybe 🤔…he’d be player of The Ashes…while Jimmy bowled at an average of 80. Actually, that happened - with no new ball.

"It is tempting to wonder how he might have bowled for England if he had carried on. "But as it is, we can still savour his bowling for Lancashire. And it doesn't need to extend beyond that" | ✍️ @huwzat thecricketer.com/Topics/england…

@cleary_mitch Dog barking and leaving to go to Parent Teacher night is different. Grow up.

You just can't make this up. Port Adelaide legal counsel Paul Ehrlich, while teeing off on Jason Johnson's conduct, has had to apologise to the Appeals Board hearing for his dog barking during his submission.

@AFL so because he is indigenous he gets a lighter sentence?? Just turn the comments off, muzzle the people #AFL #stkilda

@beastieboy07 You need to first understand why you wear loud clothes. (You have SERIOUS issues). Talking about AFL- oh? You’re an expert in that now? How many SANFL games you play? None!

This is how the late great Shane Warne would turn matches on their head in the space of a session. This is an extraordinary quarter from Nick Daicos #AFLBluesPies

@beastieboy07 @tommorris32 @SEN_Cricket @7Cricket @7plus So, Bharat-Let’s broadcast this. You are a terrible sports reporter who has never played first class cricket or SANFL level. Therefore- you have no credibility or experience throw shade! . @AFL @cricbuzz @sachin_rt @CricCrazyJohns @muffaddal_Vohra @WasimJaffer14

This is so exciting. For @tommorris32 & me to take our odd couple pairing from radio to TV. I’ve had a blast co-hosting #TheNewBall on @SEN_Cricket & it’ll be even better over next summer when it’s simulcast on @7cricket & @7plus

@DanielGarb Completely a fictional opinion- none is true. Only for laughs. 😬

@DanielGarb So @DanielGarb (maybe) was sacked from Foxtel because he was (maybe) called a lifeless bloke who knows nothing about sport and should be called Daniel Garbage. Of course this is only my personal opinion. We now as taxpayers pay him to talk this nonsense on ABC. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Great.

Fans streaming out of the SCG in what is clear weather and has been for a while. Safety is paramount but surely there is a better way of doing this in today’s day and age than the mandatory 30 min restart every time for lightning. #AFLSwansGiants

@DanielGarb I looked at that- and tried to find the point where Foxtel sacked you ? Did I miss something? Explain to others- why exactly were you sacked from FoxSports why others were kept on?

Toughest game of Where’s Wally I’ve ever played. #Buddy1000

@WG_RumblePants @SlimSugar Yes- Anderson was so terrible when losing- his losing Test figures show he was a dog.

@SlimSugar Spot on! It is Jimmy Doggerson

I asked Chat GPT to turn a cricketer into the type of dog that they most resemble. So which cricketer is this?

@WG_RumblePants Jimmy Anderson- in Aust he played like a dog. He really was terrible. (No wait he is best bowler ever! 🤣)

@GWSGIANTS so? Any smart arse comment to this? sen.com.au/news/2026/04/0… you should pi55 off to Darwin!!!

@FOXFOOTY @GWSGIANTS Wow!!! sen.com.au/news/2026/04/0…

@FOXFOOTY @GWSGIANTS Why are GWS ordinary? Is it because they tolerate a criminal as captain? A Culture thing?

In AFL game 26, Leek Aleer kicks his first goal in the big time, AT a big time for the @GWSGiants! 🍊 📺 Watch #AFLSwansGiants on Ch.503 or stream on Kayo: bit.ly/4vB49NO ✍️ BLOG bit.ly/3QtHAdP 🔢 MATCH CENTRE bit.ly/4cxXZFE

@GWSGIANTS So- GWS should move to Darwin. Only 97 kids play footy in Western Sydney! Yup! sen.com.au/news/2026/04/0…

We fall away late.

@Saus0999 @GWSGIANTS In all western Sydney only 97 kids play footy. Great job GWS sen.com.au/news/2026/04/0…

@GWSGIANTS What a horrible fucking team 😂

@GWSGIANTS If you support a franchise team with a criminal like Green as captain you will be moved to Darwin? 🤷🏼‍♂️

@Lukefeleppa25 If you support a franchise team with a criminal like Green as captain you will be moved to Darwin? 🤷🏼‍♂️

@GWSGIANTS Madden and Toby in the 2s, I love toby but he hasn't given us much at all recently

Frustrating quarter in front of goal.

@Joshawk22 @GWSGIANTS If you support a franchise team with a criminal like Green as captain you will be moved to Darwin? 🤷🏼‍♂️

@GWSGIANTS Can we get Laids back, what has Monty done to our goal kicking

@GWSGIANTS Is he a criminal like @tobygreen

Cal Brown played the VFL game today at the SCG, then came in to the AFL team late for Jesse Hogan. We reckon he got to the SCG at roughly 1:35pm. He genuinely may clock 12 hours straight at the venue.