imaginetheresnoheaven

@mattgaetz Swift IS 6-7 marginally fuckable. We agree there. NO woman (ESPECIALLY Melania) would fuck (t)Rump for free.

We don’t deserve him

@darwintojesus Have the people who need to WORK every SATURDAY/SUNDAY gotten that memo, Einstein? By DEFINITION they're doomed to ETERNAL DAMNATION by defying one of the TEN COMMANDMENTS. Nice chat.

God is the final authority

@erichovind Well fear not, because a grand total of ZERO (reputable) paleontologists have EVER posited such an utterly asinine and kindergarten-ish path of evolution.

I don't have enough faith to believe this!🤣

@neiltyson "Amen," figuratively speaking...

If Rational Arguments no longer work in US governance, it’s evidence of a deeper problem in our educational system, which favors what to know over how to think — how to critically analyze, process, & verify information. Seems like a bad time to cut funding for Public Education.

@laurenboebert "FAFO?" Fat-Ass Fondler in the OPEN?

@NASCAR @MISpeedway "Anything but SLOW?" Ironic choice of words. That track in Kansas was as empty of the heads of your dwindling fans. "DRIVE AROUND IN CIRCLES!!!" "ADVERTISE STUFF!!"

Fast, fierce and full throttle. NASCAR hits @MISpeedway this summer!

@elonmusk @Starlink Got obscenely rich during APARTHEID and now whining about fake laws.

South Africa has now passed 142 laws forcing discrimination against anyone who is not black! Even though I was born in South Africa, the government will not grant @Starlink a license to operate simply because I am not black. This is a shameful disgrace to the legacy of the great Nelson Mandela who sought to have all races treated equally in South Africa.

"The new leader of the Catholic Church will inherit a financial mess" Funny that NOWHERE in this article is it mentioned that the Catholic Church spent >$5 BILLION on settlement of CHILD RAPE lawsuits Better start selling those gold trinkets! @Pontifex fortune.com/article/pope-f…

@OrthodoxWario @TheJman9632 I'm guessing you were the water-boy of your high school debate team.

@OrthodoxWario @TheJman9632 YOU'RE taking the word of (likely FICTIONAL) people who were allegedly living 2,000 years ago. Get THEM to attest to what THEY wrote in the BuyBull...IF you can determine who the hell even WROTE that gibberish.

@OrthodoxWario @TheJman9632 The WORLD RECORD in bench-pressing is <800lbs. I assert that I bench-pressed three times that much. I have friends willing to assert that they WITNESSED it. Now I place the BURDEN OF PROOF on YOU to refute MY claim. Are you so brain-dead as to not see your own hypocrisy?

@OrthodoxWario @TheJman9632 PROVE that I DIDN'T bench press 2,500 pounds. PROVE IT!

@OrthodoxWario @TheJman9632 "GAY?" Wow, so CHRISTIAN of you to say that! You're an utter and complete embarrassment to your imaginary friend.

@OrthodoxWario @TheJman9632 I can bench-press 2,500 pounds. I have FRIENDS who are willing to assert that they SAW me do it! Prove me WRONG!!! Now move back that assertion >2,000yrs and add 2-3 (or MORE) generations of hearsay piled upon hearsay, and that's where YOU stand.

@TheJman9632 @OrthodoxWario No REPUTABLE Astrophysicist conclusively SAYS the Big Bang fully explains the origin of the cosmos. That's why it's called a THEORY. Find me a reputable source who can PROVE that an invisible sky-fairy did so. FAITH in FAITH is NOT a virtue. It's juvenile intellectual laziness.

@OrthodoxWario @TheJman9632 WHERE did I say THAT...bro?

@OrthodoxWario @TheJman9632 Scientist: We don't currently have ALL the answers but we are constantly performing exhaustive, peer-reviewed research into the origin of the cosmos. WE are the FIRST to REJECT theories that are ultimately disproven. Theist: We don't know, therefore GOD = Intellectual dishonesty

@OrthoComa @TheJman9632 @Maximumatheist Laugh away. NO living person has a CLUE of what happens when we die. Anyone who asserts otherwise is an idiot or simply full of shit.

Yes! Please! We need more atheists! Once you read the Bible for yourself uninterrupted and not read TO you, you realize how silly it is to take it seriously.

@TheJman9632 Yawn. The burden of PROOF lies with the one(s) making the preposterous assertions. Period, full stop.

@byzgabriel @OrthoComa @Maximumatheist "We are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is." -Kurt Vonnegut Live life to the fullest and lend a hand to others, knowing THIS is the only life you get. That's our purpose. And we don't need hateful, unproven, and divisive dogma to serve that purpose.

@notafraidofhell @OrthoComa @Maximumatheist What’s our purpose in life then?