Offside Bruh!
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Offside Bruh!
@offside_bruh
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参加日 Haziran 2026
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@TouchlineX Beauty. What a strike from the edge of the box. 🚀
This World Cup has been serving up absolute screamers — every other day there's a goal that makes you rewind the replay three or four times. Pure entertainment for the neutral. ⚽🔥
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@TouchlineX What a pass .... Opened the defence completely.... But it is offside
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@TouchlineX That was a tremendous strike from Mbappe. Top notch strike from the captain.
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@TouchlineX What an introduction to the game.
That is 3 points sealed for France
Game. Set. Match.
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@TouchlineX Yes clearly offside.
The game is getting stretched now.
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@TouchlineX Top top assist and a good finish by Mbappe.
Finally the deadlock has been broken.
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@TouchlineX What a pass from Olise.... But again it was made to Mbappe.
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@TouchlineX Great chance. Poor finish. Then again, it was Mbappé on the ball.
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@TouchlineX Where was the france defence, fabulous passing sequence by Senegal.
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@heis_fede When and wherever Tchouaméni plays, friendly fire isn't an accident — it's part of the game plan. 💀
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@TouchlineX That pass from Upamecano was of top top level. CB with that level of pass is magical🔥🥵
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@TouchlineX The old Chelsea would already be preparing a €100m bid as we speak. 🤣🤣
#chelshit
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