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I’m schizophrenic and my IQ is 147

Come down to dinner and announced that I've stopped thinking about converting to any religion, and that now I don't believe in anything. Everyone is tremendously relieved that I'm not mad anymore. I'm going to do more and more naughty things over the evening until they're sorry.

Sorry, but I was hating the French before Ulysses was even around.

@stiltz114 No, of course not… I moved her here

@AdamLanzaWeed Death in June mentioned

@Merlyn63977989 You’re also not dying in four months, man. This is a made-up scenario. Jesus Christ.

@ohficklething It does not take 5 months of practice with Tuba to play with any capability, I played as the only tuba in a small orchestra after 3 months of practice

Terminally ill and four months away from death, you are offered, by a man ignorant of your condition, lessons to learn to play the Tuba, an instrument which requires at least five months of practice to play with any capability. Do you accept his offer?

Sat in a silent train carriage with my Thai wife. She said a few broken words. I responded. She said "uh, huh," pretending to understand. Felt ridiculous, embarrassed, the both of us did. Felt guilty, but it dissolved at home when I held her. Got out of bed and wrote this tweet.

@reluctantmutant @ex_ai_gf Lol

@ohficklething @ex_ai_gf You sure? x.com/i/status/20647…

Emotionally vulnerable people who express themselves through writing ought to be told that their poetry is shit

@Brumairian What would I do without you?

@ohficklething Your poetry is shit

@ywerrrz Going to bed. Goodnight.

I sold my copy of Peter Sloterdijk's Critique of Cynicism and I said (out loud) "The next time I read this, I shall read it in German" and my father weeped and said "I wish you had become a nurse" then I stole his beer.

@ywerrrz @loveroftrvth What noises do you make when you do such activities?

@loveroftrvth The christian larp continues...

I think an annoying theme in religious dating is that men can accidentally self-select for women who are completely sexually uninterested by avoiding women who are modest on the topic

@ywerrrz @loveroftrvth

@call1me1ishmael None of the girls you’ve been harassing take you seriously anymore. Thanks to me and my fun little account @goodkitler. That’s the point. You’re a laughing stock. Bye!

@call1me1ishmael How do you expect me to take you seriously after this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ywerrrz fucking pussy

@lampadafilii Ugh I’m sooo bored let’s take off our clothes

@lipstickparty Oh, stop

@ohficklething Farmer's daughter STUNS in madras hat

@cavempty_ Yeah

@ohficklething ketchup