char ^_^

@topddie yeah like i’m sure he has some organic fans (somehow) but…

the pitt fans thinking people’s obsession with park the shark is just normal fans favoring white men behavior and being unaware of just how deep the psychosis goes

Isa is so fucking good at showing Santos having five-second internal emotional roller coasters. Queen of microexpressions across both seasons

eddie getting stabbed omens 💗 watch this space

I WANT THE 118 TO WATCH A SANDRA BULLOCK ROMCOM DURING A SLOW SHIFT. i want buck to wax poetic about how hot sandra bullock is. and then i want someone to say that funnily enough, eddie kind of reminds them of sandra bullock. because he DOES. and then for buck to be like oh 😳😺

i’m bored and crashing out a little would you like to send me things on ngl? 😸ngl.link/oldscratchhere

LOVE HER i did have a brief pro-wrestling phase and i miss liv4brutality because her and rhea feel so tragic toxic star-crossed lovers girl so confusing. really strong short girls Do Something To Me as a frankly pathetically weak tall girl. her abs and arms are incredible

okay i’m ready 😎

okay yeah this sounds fun. putting it in a separate thread from the rest of my ngl messages for organizational purposes

i’ve always thought she’s beautiful, like i said i had a crush on every victorious girl as a kid lol. and big brown boba eyes are my weakness so i love her eyes. she’s also incredibly talented

this outfit EATSSS she looks so cool! also i think it’s her eyes (or maybe it’s just that izzy sounds kind of like isa) but she kind of gives isa briones which is of course one of the nicest things i can say about someone

she is so pretty i feel like they said this on victorious all the time but her cheekbones go crazy. i like this dress because she reminds me of a beautiful jellyfish mermaid. i had a crush on every victorious girl when i was a kid

his jesse tether catapulted him to superstardom In My Heart. i like that he’s kind of crazy and not well-adjusted despite being conventionally attractive and charming, i love a crashout king, i like his big heart, his big boobs, and to top it all off he’s bi yayyy bisexuals 😇

(greatest character of all time btw) compare favorably or unfavorably to jesse pinkman? and of course nobody can ever be jesse but if i hadn’t liked buck his jesse tether would have been a mark against him because he didn’t measure up. but since i did like buck —

also if i’m taking a while to respond to ngl i am at work… i know i said i was bored but listen sometimes work is boring. and it was slow when i posted that. imagine you go out to eat and your line cook is busy 911 thirstpostjng

@CelibateCare how do you spell gorgus. gorjus. gorgeuos .

@oldscratchhere Yeah 👍🏽

@CelibateCare ohhhh yeah i suspect that’s what This Person meant… whoever they may be 🧐 THE L WORD IS ON MY WATCHLIST ACTUALLY but i think it’s gonna be really overwhelming for me because just looking at sepideh moafi gives me heart palpitations so i’m holding off rn

@oldscratchhere I think this person meant this show L word and L word: Generation Q and totally didn't mix it up out of sleep deprivation

see 8x11 makes me buddiemaxx like nothing else but eddie isn’t actually in it so i don’t think it can make top 4. confessions is a contender

GOOD QUESTION… hard question tho. i always say survivors is the ep that took me from casual fan to fully 911brained. mother’s boy has to be up there. treasure hunt is the one i show people who have never seen the show before bc it’s so fun. and then last spot i need to think…

masturbate and i’m so serious. also 3 ibuprofen and plenty of water

i hereby decree all buckwhump and eddiewhump not only legal, but mandatory 😁🥳😺