Omelette “The Rock” Johnson

quit my job today and a sales guy out of Germany sent me an incredibly heartfelt slack thanking me for teaching him the phrase “does a bear shit in the woods” when responding to something that is an obvious yes 😭

@sasukesugu Is yhst fucking tyler catastrophe 😭😭😭😭😭😭

This kid climbed the street light next to us and used some other’s kid’s phone to take this pic and then the kid whose phone it was air dropped it to everyone 💙🧡

no one cares about news right now, just Japanese World Cup fans doing rodeo and New Yorkers cheering sanitation workers, and I'm gonna miss this little weird period when it's over

hm but did you consider there were 2 guys who worked at the victoria secret in the mall when i was growing up and they were so bad at their jobs every high school girl knew their shifts were heist time

man, what an absolute bummer. rest in peace Oliver Tree 🤍 truly one of one

If the reports are true, the culture just lost one of its most important producers. Tay Keith gave us: Sicko Mode — Travis Scott ft. Drake Nonstop — Drake Look Alive — BlocBoy JB ft. Drake First Person Shooter — Drake ft. J. Cole Jimmy Cooks — Drake ft. 21 Savage Wants and Needs — Drake ft. Lil Baby Over The Top — Smiley ft. Drake Never Recover — Lil Baby, Gunna, Drake Not Alike — Eminem Stoopid — 6ix9ine ft. Bobby Shmurda Go Stupid — Polo G Holiday — Lil Nas X Pound Town — Sexyy Red + more Memphis built different. 🙏🏾

🕊️ Tay Keith, the Grammy-nominated producer best known for crafting some of hip hop's biggest hits, including Travis Scott's 2018 single "Sicko Mode," is dead.

My friends invited me over to their house to watch movies and i got so excited that when i got home i made their living room out of cardboard

@aquariusdays Knew u would love the bear

@omelettejohnson omg???

GUYS..

we got new flavored thc vapes at my work and they’re shaped like lip gloss 🥲💅🏻

I looked like this

I started highschool in 2016. I would sit alone at lunch and watch leafyishere

The theme song to 2016

Just changing peoples lives n shit 😭😭😭😭 may your butt never be itchy

Oliver Tree is further proof that we should celebrate people whilst they are still here, because his work is doing great now hes gone. It sucks

A lot of people looking at this tweet so i ask please donate to my friend who took in and adopted their autistic nephew after their sister passed from cancer! Their venmo is sixoclockjessie !!

Please donate to my friend jessi who took in and adopted their autistic nephew after their sister passed from cancer! Their venmo is sixoclockjessie !!

Im scared i viewed my jelly cat tweet and it had gained 2.5k likes since i saw it 20 minutes ago

When i die yall better do this