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woke up still drunk i love new york

was asked my ethnicity 4 times tonight thank you manhattan

@cavempty_ no exactly..

@palearab 5️⃣

holy shit

@jashazed i work in a Very regulated industry and the mistake i made was not good

@palearab why????

just fucked up so bad at work might lowkey go to #federalprison

boss is making fun of my accent again #fuckcanada

this is crazy

@cabby curious..

@palearab We should catch up

ran into the 34 yr old divorcee that used to live in my building and he told me we should catch up.. whatever that means

marnies wedding.. the retreat with loreen.. shosh in japan.. the entire season finale..

season 5 of girls is kind of the best season of television ever made

@cabby bae im so sorry..

@palearab Uber?

uber driver is listening to spurs knicks commentary and he cant stop saying “and why the fuck was taylor swift there”

ex finally moved out today but took very important pieces of furniture with him

i love them so much

the one material thing im proud of is the fact that i own almost all of jefferson airplane/starship’s discography on vinyl