patchy

I'm back. no more drama. no more bullshit. from today forward this account will strictly be a bocchi the rock fan page. and also gooning

when u see her story n she got badder 💔 and you still buns at the game 💔 and yo chacha owns the ancestral property 💔 and yo battery health at 79%💔

Drew a small horse Mayano Top Gun Uma Musume #ウマ娘 #UmaMusume #ウマ娘英訳 #rkgk

got bored and made a cookie

In 2020, a Stockholm University lab mixed sperm and egg fluid from 16 couples in a dish. Some men's sperm got pulled toward the fluid much harder than others. And in half the cases, the egg picked a stranger's sperm over the partner's. The egg releases a chemical bait. Sperm carry tiny smell sensors on their heads that pick up that bait. When the smell matches, the sperm speeds up and swims straight at the egg. When it doesn't, the sperm slows down or loses its line. The lead researcher, John Fitzpatrick, called it a chemical breadcrumb trail. The sperm race is mostly a myth. A man releases around 100 million sperm at a time. Only about 250 ever reach the egg. The rest die along the way. The vagina is acidic and kills most of them. The cervix makes thick mucus that traps them like flypaper. The womb's immune system attacks them as foreign invaders. And half of the survivors pick the wrong fallopian tube, because only one of the two tubes has the egg in it. By the time anyone even gets close, the race is already over. Then the egg picks. The egg is selecting for immune-system genes. The more different the father's immune genes are from the mother's, the wider the range of diseases their child can fight off later. So the egg favors sperm that bring more genetic diversity. Fitzpatrick thinks this could explain some of the 30% of infertility cases doctors label "unexplained." For some couples, their bodies just don't chemically match, even when everything else does. Out of 100 million sperm, your father's chemistry was the one the egg agreed to let in. Which means all of us are, in some way, the quiet outcome of a chemistry test no one studied for.

2024 vs 2026..

I cant believe you literally used most people would disagree as a point instead of some form of actual reasoning. You're legitimate human cattle

This is how it feels using your Latin America humor with some North American / European friends

in the ph, the way jollibee is marketed, is not very food-porn like, the way other fastfood chains are. it's more abt experience than consumption. it's marketed in a way that invokes positive feelings and happy celebrations, for example: "bida ang saya" v "finger lickin' good"

Nazuna🦇

President Trump will be reading the Bible, specifically 2 Chronicles 7:11–22, in the Oval Office on Tuesday, April 21, between 6 p.m. and 7 p.m. ET.

@gdzoink you're supposed to count the noclip attempts too so idk what he's doing here

with all the controversy with this, this is why playtime highkey a better measurement. even tho im p sure death tracker in noclip doesn’t even count for playtime 😭

@milkynoe unironically 3 ep rule does wonders but personally i just watch the first 1 or 2 and then forget about it if i feel like watching it again it's cool but otherwise i'm dropping it forever

when u watch an anime how many eps do u give it to impress u before deciding whether to continue or drop it??

would you get mad if I said I don't like any of their character designs

When gay marriage is brought up, every Christian that smokes, drinks, curses and has premarital sex is suddenly concerned with what the Bible allows.

アナログ☔ちゃん

If i had a gf id ragebait her till she beat me

I had a really good tweet idea yesterday it was like Broke: Woke: Bespoke: I am a pedophile but I forgot the actual joke

this server was a gold mine btw I made a lot of stupid life decisions there but I'd really love to go back to it somehow