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@lillianemallow personally like the idea of a meowsage parlor with catgirls who knead away your knots..

imagine going to get a massage and its a mouse place which is staffed by mouse girls n one of them comes up n says hi! ill be your mousseuse for today🐁

@prerecessiongrl wait, but if there’s a kid baseball that means… Mr Met… my man 🤝😭

i come to you as kid baseball, ladies and gentlemen. if i call myself kid baseball, you will agree

@lillianemallow hmmm... but it seems like you're the one in this situation interacting with a minor,,

yikes... age regressor oomf said she wants to be "touched by a woman twice her age"... she's 5? #problematic

@prerecessiongrl hard to imagine that any feefee alt isn’t a yearning alt…

@prerecessiongrl off topic but sabretoothgirl X bisongirl has me feeling some sort of way,,

@prerecessiongrl mr house ass tier list

women get more free stuff, eugene krabs should transition women are often passed over and neglected, sheldon plankton should transition women love art,squidward T should transition women rock, pat trick.

@prerecessiongrl crashing the fuck out when I have to repeat this shit for my baseline test after retiring another android

@lillianemallow obsessive handjobs>>> but possessive handjobs>>>>>>>>>>>>

disinterested handjobs r cool but what about an interested handjob from a girl who loves you and really tries her best but just cant do it right

@prerecessiongrl it’s interesting to think how “gross” fetish plays into this, particularly the gendered roles of performer/(the perhaps quite separate) interested party of said fetish. You can def see it in straight porn due to one ultimate goal being female “waterworks”, not ness. her pleasure

thoughts abt grossness

@prerecessiongrl **must... get... meaner...**

@pog_sothoth the answer, imo, is praise doesnt feel worth much if it's coming from someone who has never made you work for it/has never indicated they might not praise you. praise from someone who's previously degraded you is super hot, praise from someone always nice just doesn't mean much

its for you its lit

@prerecessiongrl to a real freak like me, any death is a sexual one,,,

@prerecessiongrl the “lesbian” qualifier really isn’t necessary for this one

lesbian ex has her finger on the sunshine's pulse, such that whenever the beams shine through the window in a visible, peaceful, vaguely sadness-inducing way, she's playing this Life Is Strange Soundtrack ass bullshit - to fuck with me.

@prerecessiongrl she molts the girlcel_ like a caterpillar reborn a beautiful, bimbo butterfly

finally, someone who will explain the perks of being bimbopilled to me..

@prerecessiongrl hmmm............

how many ...s is the thinking Woman's? number of ...s?

@prerecessiongrl ok but do you feel 24?

@prerecessiongrl that plant with a name is about to turn into the most beautiful woman youve ever seen

@prerecessiongrl temporary roommate named plant who stares smugly every time you change out of your bra

temporary roommate named her plant and personifies it, and every time i change out of my bra i swear that thing is staring smugly