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If some1 calls me up and says their toaster is talking to them, I don't refer them to professional help, I say,'Put the toaster on the phone

@NateB_Panic The worst: Iran has never possessed weapons of mass destruction. But as long as trump says Iran will attack Israel, 99% of Americans support this war, without understanding the consequences for the whole world.

It's almost impossible to wrap your head around the immensity of the coming crisis. There's basically a few weeks left of pretty much everything before the shit hits the fan in ways that will be written and talked about forever

covid actually proved that americans cannot withstand short-term volatility in exchange for 50 years of safety. in fact, it proved that americans will get absolutely brain raped into another reality by short-term volatility.

most embarrassing moment in my life was when i went to buy catherine full body at gamestop but i had to bring my dad because i wasn’t an adult and the clerk was raving about how hot the women in the game were and on the drive home my dad asked me if i was a lesbian

I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king. I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

I actually cannot survive with only 2 days off per week this is sucking the life out of me

Iran says Hormuz open to all but ‘enemy-linked’ ships amid US threat, per Reuters

@xHaustedOfStats @demsocsean No

@demsocsean Looking at 2016 Bernie rural vote as anything but anti-immigration/anti-Hillary vote is a crime

yeah for some reason I doubt Rashida Tlaib is running up the score with rural whites who are then going to vote for Trump in the general

@nxt888 @SmartAmerica It prob doesn’t say those things because it was designed by an Asian American student

58,000 Americans died in Vietnam. Over 3,000,000 Vietnamese died. And for fifty years, American culture has centered the grief of the 58,000 while treating the 3,000,000 as a backdrop. As scenery. As context. As "the Vietnam War experience." They built a wall in Washington with American names on it. A beautiful wall. A solemn wall. Good. Mourn your dead. But understand what that wall does not say. It does not say why they died. It does not say what they were doing there. It does not say what was done in their name to the people whose country it actually was. It does not mention My Lai, where American soldiers massacred an entire village, old men, women, children, babies, and the officer who ordered it served three years of house arrest before being pardoned. Three years. House arrest. Pardoned. For five hundred people murdered in a ditch. It does not mention the 2.7 million acres of Vietnamese forest doused in Agent Orange, a chemical weapon disguised as herbicide, that is still deforming Vietnamese children today. Not in 1970. Not in 1985. Today. Children born in 2020 with bodies twisted by a war their grandparents fought. And the chemical companies that made it are still in business. Still profitable. Still un-prosecuted. And yet they send us human rights reports. They grade our democracy. They warn us about our behavior. The audacity is so enormous it becomes almost impressive. Almost.

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit: “What is your blood type?” “I am probably a type O”, said the rabbit.

Beating Trump is a seismically important and worthy goal! Some in which your popularism could be improved upon: —Opposing AI data centers (supermajority position) —Supporting tenant protections (supermajority position) —Supporting universal healthcare (supermajority position)

@Wrestlephobia3 @CantEverDie @clusterbitch_ The left actually voted for her. You assholes voted for a sex pest instead of zohran

@CantEverDie @clusterbitch_ Why would you get mad if Carlson does become president he's anti-zionist to the core definitely more anti-zionist then most Democrats you should be happy considering you Leftists said to not support Harris cuz the only thing you guys care about is Palestine.

the tent is not big enough to include people who think america deserved 9/11. period.

@clusterbitch_ @CantEverDie No if the left doesn’t win that is global suicide

@CantEverDie tucker carlson is polling at 2% and opposed by the only guy who matters in republican politics. the left winning the battle in the democratic party is a one way ticket to global suicide, and thankfully it's going to go just the way it did on super tuesday in 2020 :)

@clusterbitch_ @CantEverDie Hasan piker is amazing and you’re wrong

@CantEverDie hasan piker could look at a terrorist attack in which americans die and snidely cheer it on because he thinks we deserve it due to the US government's middle east policies. that's a man who should be as far separated from american politics as nick fuentes

21st century overall:

Dream Asia festival !!

It is illegal for individuals to buy life insurance policies on other people without their consent… …but government officials can place prediction market bets on wars that they can launch to kill millions of people without their consent. What a ridiculous time to be alive.

As an American it’s cool reading about the Cubans curing lung cancer, the Japanese building 300+ mph high speed trains & China reclaiming the literal desert, meanwhile my government jails women for abortions, hunts the homeless for sport & puts immigrants in concentration camps.

I forgot all about Biden's dog biting people. The way mainstream media ran that like it was a Watergate controversy is insane compared to the news stories we see now.

Been on here since ‘09 y’all are not real twitter users