x - eddie!

favorite first watches of [insert month + year] thread because I’ve been doing these for a few months and want to keep up

they put something in the Matt Johnson that makes you behave in new strange and unusual ways

Every horror movie should have at least one monster in it. Not a metaphorical monster like trauma or Charlize Theron. A wet gleep glop monster. Gimme somethin to look at. A little somethin for daddy

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matt johnson it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you

i was dropped on my head as a baby so now when i see pictures like this my eyes pop out like a cartoon character and i go awooga

i need him so bad send tweet

you used to be mine #ntbtstm

@chishyyaps YESSSSSS I did in hs it was so fun but everyone thought I was dr doofenschmirtz from finneas and ferb 😭

@primalriddle YESSS I love Young Frankenstein I want to go as him for halloween this year 😭

Inch resting,,,,

Lowkey they be playing a lot of movies at the movie theater. You can see em too if you show up. It’s pretty cool

Venator before The Ritual #deadlock

sent an irl something that showed my lboxd stats for the last month and my top director was matt johnson

just saw someone in front of me in line at this place wearing an mn wild hat and he watched me give a strained smile because I was trying not to laugh in his face bro we’re in Mississippi why are we the stars/wild divide rn

it feels really bad that it's so difficult to do normal adult stuff like find employment and a place to live

Gender swapped dead spouse video in a detective movie. A lady is crying watching a clip of her deceased husband giving double middle fingers and sticking his tongue out over and over

“the wind that makes you cheat” turns 2 years old today

[after getting more than 2 likes] hey hit tweet. glad my woes are resonating

Any BlackBerry fans

white boy hits rock bottom previously not possible in its life, just gets really into matt johnson to cope